This isn't fair.

Eventually, I knew I'd have to die…

Actually, I'm glad I died young: not wrinkled and old and 'humoured' and forgotten like some assassins… but, to be honest,

Twenty wasn't enough.

I admit, I was being a bit of a nuisance to those involved…

Maybe I did go slightly overboard and all, trying to attack Death in the house of his own granddaughter… but, anyway…

Even so, me dying really wasn't fair.