Most butlers have to worry about the mansion.

He has to worry about the basement as well.

Most butlers have to worry about the formal suits.

He has to worry about the informal ones as well.

Most butlers have to worry about their masters humiliating themselves.

He has to worry about his master hurting himself.

Most butlers enjoy being left alone.

He wishes he had more company.

Most butlers have to wipe bird poo off their master's car.

He has to wipe off blood.

Most butlers only have to deal with a few house pets.

He has to deal with a whole colony of them.

Most butlers have to stitch clothing.

He has to stitch wounds.

Most butlers have to deal with rude guests.

He has to deal with the costume psychopaths.

Most butlers have a lot on their plate.

He has more than most.

Most butlers just have grouchy masters.

His master is a creature of the night.

His master is being who fuels fears in the hearts of others.

His master is a being who owns the night.

His master is The Batman.

For there are many butlers out there in the world.

But none more loyal than Alfred.

For he is more than just a butler.

He's also his master's only friend.