Cheaper by the Dozen My Ass

by YaoiPhox

Based on Cheaper by the Dozen. Kakuzu and Hidan got a little carried away with the Male Pregnancy Serum and now their children are disappearing!

1. Children Guide

Kids:

7 girls

5 sons

Isamu (Courage) – M – 25 ~ medium gray hair, green eyes

Chieko (Wise Child) – F – 19 ~ long brown hair, magenta eyes

Eiji (Eternity, second son) – M – 18 ~ slicked back brown hair w gray ends, magenta eyes

Gina (Silvery) – F – 16 ~ long silver hair, green eyes

Hiroki (Abundant strength/joy) – M – 15 ~ short brown hair, green eyes

Eiko (Long-lived or splendid) – F – 14 ~ long brown hair, magenta eyes

Haruko (Distance) – F – 13 ~ a mute, long pale brown hair, red eyes

Daiki & Daisuke (Great glory/noble/tree & Great helper) – Fraternal M – 12 ~ short brown hair, green eyes & short gray hair, magenta eyes

Daisuke

Hitomi (Pupil [reserved for those w/ pretty eyes]) – F – 8 ~ long brown hair, magenta eye/green eye

Moe & Momo (Budding & Peach) – Identical F – 5 ~ short gray hair, green eyes & long gray hair, green eyes

Momo

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