A young university-graduate stepped up to an apartment door and knocked twice. He looked at the closed windows and knocked the door again.
"Masae? It's me! Jon!" Proton Jon yelled at the door, "Are you there?" he peered into the apartment's looking glass.
"What is it, Jon?" MasaeAnela opened the door, smashing it into Jon's face.
"OH GOD DAMMIT!"
"JON! OH MY! ARE YOU, ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?" Masae went down to Jon, clutching his face on the floor.
"Masae, give me a moment," Jon whispered as he took off his beanie and put his face into it. Where he began screaming into the beanie several swear words that Masae had never heard, and never wanted to hear.
Done with his rage he got up and smiled at his fellow let's player, "Good to see you again, Masae."
Jon shook Masae's hand as she still stood shocked by his outburst, "Are you sure, you're ok."
"Positive. So how's Emile?" Jon asked peering into the apartment.
"He's doing alright. I just got here a few hours ago and he's been mostly asleep," Masae and Jon walked into Emile's apartment.
Kirby walked by the Canadian, "Hey, Kirby how have you been?" Jon squatted down to pet the cat, as it bit him, ala like Arthur to Suzaku Kururugi.
"WHY DO I KEEP GETTING HURT?!" Jon yelled into his beanie.
Chugga woke up groggily, upon hearing his Canadian senpai interacting with Kirby. He sighed and fell back to sleep.
"Um, I think you should just leave the cats alone," Masae suggested.
Jon felt his knuckles, "Yeah, agreed. So what are the sleeping arrangements like?"
Masae pulled a note from her purse, "Dear, Masae and Jon. While you're here, I have an air mattress and a futon. Don't sleep on the couch, that's where Teddy sleeps. You will never be able to get him to move once he starts sleeping."
Proton Jon examined the apartment, "I don't think there's enough room for more than one bed," Jon knew what the outcome was going to be.
Jon knew that Masae kept a knife in her purse. The most he could get out of this was the more comfortable futon. He grabbed the futon and announced, "I'll sleep outside and you'll sleep in here."
Masae, knowing her evil plan worked, agreed and laid down on the air mattress, scratching Kirby's head, while Teddy slept on the couch. Jon walked outside the apartment and saw the futon already laid out with a comforter and a note.
"Dear, Jon. I realize Masae had an evil plan. So in preparation, I had Kirby and Teddy set up your futon. Hope you don't mind," Jon read the note.
He questioned how Emile could command his cats to do such an action, but realized such actions were probably within Emile's reach. As night fell, he knew he would have to take care of Emile in the morning, as was the Bro Code article 445. In Jon's truthful truth, he came to hold off doing Superman 64.