DRABBLES
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Summary: Little conversations between Sherlock and John.
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"John."
"Yes?"
"My shoe's on fire."
"What?"
"I said-"
"I know what you said, but how did you set your shoe on fire?"
"An experiment."
"What sort of experiment?"
"I was holding a candle."
"Why?"
"John, my shoe is on fire."
"Throw water over it then."
"Water from where?"
"The tap!"
"..."
"What did you do to the tap?"
"..."
"For God's sake, take it off then!"
"It's hot."
"Of course it's hot, it's fire."
"But it burns if I try to touch it."
"You know what, I give up. Let your shoe burn."
"But my foot's burning as well."
"I know."
"That's not very nice."
"Put your shoe in the freezer."
"Will that help?"
"Probably."
"You're supposed to be educated John, you should know."
"You're educated as well, aren't you, Sherlock?"
"Unnecessary."
"Oh right, yes, you deleted them from your hard drive."
"Are we going to have this conversation again?"
"..."
"John?"
"..."
"Are you ignoring me John?"
"..."
"Now my foot really hurts!"
"..."
"John... Sorry... Can you help me now?"
"With what?"
"Putting out the fire on my foot."
"I'll go down and get some water from Mrs Hudson."
"Thank you John."
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