Hey everyone!

This is just a cute oneshot between my favourite pair! I hope you enjoy. Strictly dialogue!


"Melin?"

"Arthur, I'm so sorry, I- I wanted to tell you… I…"

"Yeah, you're a sorcerer. Gotcha."

"…."

"…."

"You knew?"

"Don't be an idiot, Merlin. Of course I knew. I'm not blind, you bloody mule."

"B-but.. I – "

"Here, how's this: "GASP! Merlin, I cannot believe my eyes! Fate must be tricking me! The Gods have cursed me!" … Is that better?"

"…Prat."


"Merlin?"

"Hmmm?"

"Why did you just kiss me?"

"Hmm- Oh, my magic made me do it."

"Your magic."

"Yes, Sire."

"Your magic made you kiss me."

"Don't sound so skeptical, Sire. You may be good looking, but to presume that you even attract males is a step too far."

"…"

"OW!"


"Arthur – what are you doing?"

"Oh please, Merlin, you know very well that it's not me doing this! It's your bloody magic!"

"It certainly is not- mmf!"

"…"

"…"

"I like my magic."

"Yes, I quite like it too."


"…"

"Merlin?"

"Yes, sire?"

"Was that your magic, too?"

"…"

"…"

"… no sire. That was just me."

"Ah. Right then."


"…"

"Arthur?"

"It's your magic, Merlin. None of this is me."

"Arthur, Gauis says my magic isn't working externally because it's fighting my illness internally."

"Ah."

"It's not my magic."

"Quite…"


"Arthur?"

"I'm sleeping, Merlin."

"Then how are you talking?"

"It's your magic."

"Wake up, you prat."

"…"

"HEY! That's not fair! Arthur, I'm freezing. Give me back my side of the sheets."

"Then stop talking."

"…"

"WAH- MERLIN! YOU PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL THROW YOU IN THE STOCKS!"

"…"

"….Thank you."

"What have we learned, Arthur?"

"…. share the bed sheets."

"Good boy."

"Sodd off."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"… You can't just kiss me to make it better, Merlin."

"What if I kiss you here…?"

"Mer-merlin, I have to be in court tomorrow, I can't possibly- ah!"


C'est fini! Merci!

Hope you all enjoyed it

All my love,

Autumdragon