Draco looked down at the piece of parchment in his hand that Blaise Zabini had handed him in third hour. He smiled a devilishly handsome smile, and read it once more.
20 things that Draco Malfoy is forbidden to do, but probably will do upon reading this list
1. Draw a Dark Mark on your wrist with Sharpie
2. Tell Theodore Nott that he talks in his sleep, and that he shouldn't dream about doing such intimate things with the headmaster.
3. Get the job as the Quidditch commentator, and announce that Harry Potter has AIDs and that we all give him our sympathy.
4. Tell professor Snape that you have discovered a potion that can make your physical appearance all around better. When he asks what it is hand him a bottle of Shampoo.
5. Use as many magic-related pick up lines as possible within twenty minutes.
6. Tell as many girls as possible that you are terribly sad and only a kiss will make you happy. Kiss them. Afterwards when they ask why you were sad tell them that its because you have mono.
7. In the common room go up to Pansy Parkinson and tell her "Sit." with a straight face. After she sits tell her "Good girl!" and produce a dog biscuit from your pocket. Run like hell.
8. Ask Professor McGonagal 'if you can borrow her wig for Halloween' if she says no, or denies that it is a wig, say 'my father will hear about this'
9. Walk near Hermione Granger until she walks by a puddle of mud, point at the puddle and shout 'Merlin, Granger! You're bleeding!' Avoid getting a concussion from Potter or the Weasel.
10. Ask Professor McGonagal if she wants to see your 'secret tattoo' and wink as you say it.
11. Tell the first years that Potter is a vampire and he will suck their blood if they don't say 'All hail voldemort' every time they pass him in the hall.
12. Replace the Gryffindor Quidditch team's brooms with ordinary muggle cleaning brooms.
13. Write to Lucius and tell him that you are 'completely and utterly in love with Hermione Granger'. When he sends a howler ( which he definitely will) saying that she is a mudblood and he does NOT approve, give it to weasley and tell him its from his parents.
14. Use a love potion on Professor McGonagal (One of the super strong ones)
15. Snog someone (any girl will do) in Snape's potions closet. Make sure to keep it up until he opens the closet. Make some witty comeback as to why you were in there (I'm sure you can, you smart ass)
16. With all of the detentions you woud have by now, you might as well have some fun with it. Bring in a 'naughty' magazine (I know that Theo has some that you could steal) and as Professor Snape is Having you re-organize his bookshelf, pretend to find it in there and confront him with it.
17. Snog Ginny Weasley. Make sure the Ron Weasel sees. Be careful, Mate.
18. Get the job as the Quidditch commentator again and announce that I ,Blaise Zabini am single and open! (okay, mate, this one's more of a favor than something that belongs on the list)
19. In Muggle Studies ask what the internet is, and why there are a bunch of naked pictures of Pansy on it. (Again run like hell from Pansy as soon as class is over!)
20. ...I will tell you what number 20 is as soon as you finish all of the above. Good Luck!
Draco felt a rush of excitement as he tucked the parchment away in the pocket of his robes. This should be easy.
As the class slowly came to an end students poured out into the hallway, and Draco saw Blaise already awaiting him right outside of the door.
"You're not going to do it are you?" He asked, smiling.
" 'Course I am. And it'll be easy." Draco said, assuring the dark skinned boy who was smirking at him.
"Right. Well, good luck, Mate. I'll see you at lunch." He said, and before he turned to leave he handed a black Sharpie marker to Draco.
"And so it begins..." Draco murmured under his breath, as he pulled the sleeve of his robe up.
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