A/N: I don't own Bleach, Tite Kubo does. I don't own the Boogie Man remake, White Zombie does. I don't own shit. No even my condo.
My latest fic is called "Byakuya Man", which is sung to the tune "Boogie Man" by White Zombie. I'm not sure if I can call this a parody cuz it ain't that funny. -- Again, I don't own shit!
Byakuya Man
I'm Byakuya, man!
That's who I am.
I'm here to kick ass, oh, whenever I can!
Be it Hueco Mundo, a hollow goon,
My lieutenant, oh, it's never too soon.
To want to bankai you!
To want to shukei you!
I'm gonna do it all, all on ICHIGO!
On youtube, he's my lover boy.
After viewing it, I'll need a demerol. Oh yeah!
I'm Byakuya, man! Byakuya, man! (onore!)
I'm most important in the Kuchiki clan! (baka yarou!)
I'm Byakuya, man! Byakuya, man! (onore!)
I made "Jerk of the Year" by I.G.N! (baka yarou!)
I'm stuck up, man!
That's how I am.
I'll be a dick, oh, whenever I can!
Be it in battle, a men's room,
Or to my lieutenant- he's such a baboon!
I want to crush you!
I want to jab you!
I'm gonna thrust you with my zanpukto!
I'll treat you like a bad por-no!
And I'll rip you a brand new ass-hole! Oh yeah!
I'm Byakuya, man! Byakuya, man! (onore!)
I wear white gloves on my hands. (baka yarou!)
I'm Byakuya, man! Byakuya, man! (ichigo!)
I braid my hair with tuna cans. (baka yarou!)
I'm Byakuya, Man!
That's who I am!
I do calligraphy whenever I can...
I eat mexican, late afternoon.
Then at midnite, I fart up a storm!
I wanna be with!
I'm gonna dice you!
I own a ginsu knife from Ronco...
No Habla espanol.
WTF Kubo?
I'll be after you,
From sunup to sundown. Oh Yeah, oh yeah!
I'm a Shinigami man!
That's what I am!
I ain't a Taxi nor that 70s sitcom.
I don't own or drive a mini-van,
So please stop calling me, "Nii-san"....
I won't please you,
But I'll kido you.
Where the fuck is that, that Ichigo?
I'm gonna kick his ass all ova town!
I'm gonna be the one
He hates most of all!
I'm Byakuya, man...