No Ninja's In My Lobby!
SakuraXMoseby
Moseby was at his desk, minding his own business. He hadn't noticed the pink haired beauty in front of him.
"My Sunny D is warm," the pinkette complained.
Mr. Moseby looks up. He is captivated by her beautiful eyes and luscious lips. He stares for a moment. Moseby eventually breaks out of the trance. "Oh, I'm sorry, what was it that you said?"
"This is a ridiculous hotel, if it won't listen to my complaints! I said my Sunny D was warm!"
Mr. Moseby speaks up. "I am so terribly sorry, ma'am. I can get you a new one, for free. One that is not warm. And then another drink of your choice."
Sakura smiled at Mr. Moseby. "That's more like it."
Mr. Moseby calls upon the bellhop. "Esteban, bring this lovely lady a new Sunny D from the drink machine and-" He had forgotten! "What else would you like to drink?"
"I'm sorry Mr. Moseby, but Esteban nor the drink machine could provide the drink I want," she teased.
Mr. Moseby was confused. "Oh? Then how could I acquire the drink you need, madame?"
"Meet me up in my room later, and you'll find out," she winked.
Mr. Moseby did not catch on to her flirting, due to his upbringing. He was actually worried he might get yelled at. He hated yelling since his father used to yell and beat him as a child. "Y-yes, ma'am. What time?"
"Around 8:30, ninja o'clock," she informed.
Mr. Moseby sweat nervously. "I will be there at that time, ma'am."
She walked away with that booty. Oh swiggity swooty, little did Moseby know, he'd be comin' IN that booty.
The time was now 8:29 Ninja O'fucking clock. The sky was a beautiful shit brown. Mr. Moseby was rushing to her room, looking at his watch. He finally made it, on time, to her room. He opened the door and he saw her, lying on her bed.
There was whipped cream and icing on a tray, while she was on the bed in her santa cosplay. "I'm feeling a little ho-ho-horny," she stated as she lifted that ninja leg of hers.
Mr. Moseby felt something get bigger in his naughty place. "My PRNDL is getting bigger," he muttered to himself, as he covered his… PRNDL.
"Well, come stick that PRNDL in my box."
Mr. Moseby's PRNDL has hit max length. He couldn't hold it in anymore. "I've got what you want right here," he stated as he revealed the magical PRNDL. He walked over to Sakura and shoved his PRNDL into her slimey mouth.
They did the sex.
As Moseby unleashed his load into her slippery vagoo, they came together. As they laid down next to each other, they noticed a small creature on the tip of Moseby's PRNDL.
Sakura screamed in terror. "Look at that cock."
Moseby smiled. "You don't have to just look at it, we can go for round 2."
"There is an actual cockroach on your little ninja!"
Moseby quickly looked down to see a cockroach pull out a top hat and cane. "Holy, Zachary Martin!" Then the cockroach began to dance and sing.
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, and you'll be left alone…" The cockroach continued the song.
After a few moments, it finished and posed.