Hey, this is my first published fanfic, so please treat me nicely! Enjoy~!
DING! That was the elevator and since I'm the only one in the cart that means this is my floor – the ninth floor. I get off the lift and head towards my door. I unlock the front door and open my closed eyes. The first thing I see is a dancing blonde. On my coffee table. With his orange-striped tie around his forehead. And everything but his boxers is strewn from the entrance to the living room. His ramen-printed boxers to be precise.
"Usuratonkachi, what the hell do you think you are doing?" I really do not want to deal with his idiotic antics, knowing that it will only develop into a migraine.
He turns to face me with his shit-eating grin; I notice that the hair brush I have forbidden him to touch is in his hand. "Welcome home asshole and obviously, I'm drunk."
I rub my temples and sigh; I can feel the headache coming. I glance around, but I don't notice any alcohol containers; my eyes narrow in suspicion. "From what exactly?"
If it was possible, I could have sworn his grin had widened. "From your intoxicating love~3"
"…you are a complete moron…" I say before making my way from the entrance and to the master bedroom.
I hear an undignified "Bastard!" before footsteps following me down the hallway. "It's our seventh anniversary and I was trying to be romantic!"
By now, we are directly in front of the bedroom door. I turn around and say, "But you are my idiot." That shut him up and I proceed to kiss him long and passionately enough for him to lose his senses. Then I swiftly enter our room and slam the door in his confused face. "And since you're mine, you should have known better than to not wear those boxers today, dobe." I smirk to myself as I begin to change out of my work clothes.
The door rattles and a "Open the door, teme!" soon follow.
This was just something I thought of when I was looking up on how to creatively propose; one of the suggested phrases was "I am so intoxicated from your love" and I had automatically thought of Naruto and Sasuke.