"Okay bye mom! bye dad! Don't forget to write! Actually don't write at all!" yelled an estatic teenager shutting a large mansion door. "YES! THEY ARE GONE!" said Callie Williams.

Callie is a 18 year old narutard whos parents just bought and moved to a new house leaving her alone. Her parents had previously owned a large mansion that had been in the family for generations with about 36 roms alltogether. The best thing was a few days before her parents sold all there furnitare, leaving Callie with enough money for everything (bills,food, ect ect.) for years.

Callie ran to the kitchen sliding over the hard wood floors. She grabbed the phone and dialed her best friend Alexis's number. "Yoddity-Yoditty-Yo* !" Anwsered Alexis on the other line. "'Ello Onee-chan!You ready to move in?" "Sure am Bo-chan**!" "Alrighty see ya later onee-chan!" "See ya" Alexis said hanging up.

~Ten minutes later~

The doorbell rang and was immediantly opened. "Hiya onee-chan!" Bit in front of Callie wasn't Alexis but a small box set on the doorstep. "Huh?" Callie said picking up the box. Upon the box was a note in big thick letters. "Congrats on the new house, glad you have so many rooms you'll need them."

"Ahh well whats in the box?" Callie opened up the box to find a small deck of cards. "These the Akatsuki Naruto Shippuden trading cards I wanted!" Her hazel eyes lightuing up with happiness. Taking the box inside she shut the door and set them on the coffee table in the living room.

Just as Callie sat down about to look through her new cards the doorbell rang agian. Callie got up a little annoyed but soon became happy agian when she found Alexis in front of the door. "Hey new roomie! Callie and Alexis yelled at the same time. Alexis walked in and set her suitcases on the floor.

"Hey Onee-chan look what some stranger gave me!" Callie said showing Alexis her new cards. Alexis gasped. "Dude these are like special edition or something look at the pictures! There like photographs!"

"Your right Alexis!"Callie laughed "They look better than they do in the anime!" Then Callie and Alexis looked at each other smiling. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" ALexis asked Callie. "Yeah I am!"

" CARD BATTLE!" They yelled at each other. Callie grabbed the Sasori and Deidara cards, and Alexis grabbed the Itatchi and Kisame cards. Then simultaneously threw the cards to the middle of the room.

A blinding light filled the room with a horrible noise that sounded like an explosion, a craking joint, a scream, and a shark attack mixed with two girls shrieking. And then suddenly there in front of Alexis and Callie, in the flesh and...wood? Were Kisame Hoshigashi, Deidara, Sasori, and Itatchi Uchiha.

Everyone started at each other for a few minutes until Callie started to scream bloody murder. Deidara being the closest to her ran with super speed and covered her mouth with his hand . "Be quiet un! The people next door will think somethings up!"

As Deidara slowly removed his hand Callie covered her mouth. "Oh my god..." she whispered. "Whats up?" Alexis asked "H-His palm mouth!" Callie gasped.

Alexis whipped around. "WHAT?" "Whoops un?" Deidara said shrugging. Sasori and Itatchi frowned at Deidara, while Kisame started laughing.

"Even to women you don't know, your a ladies man! Kisame laughed. "Shut up un!" Deidara yelled. Sasori chuckled. "He has a point brat." "Shut up danna!"

"Uhh hello! Two girls with no idea what happened over here! Alexis yelled, Callie still in shock over the hand kiss.

"Leader should explain." Itatchi said for the first time today. Itachi then grabbed the rest of the cards and threw them on the ground, setting off the bright lights and the worst noise imaginable.

This is the beginning of the craziest time of Alexis's and Callie's life.