"Wake up, fat-ass." Sasori said as he kicked the blonde, who was currently to busy being wrapped up in various blankets to care what Sasori was saying.

"Bite me, un, wood-boy." Deidara mumbled, as he turned the other way on his futon. Deidara always hated how Sasori insisted on getting up early, and always dragging him along with him. Sasori made a fake pout at the name and grabbed Deidara by the back of his shirt and pulling him around to face him.

" Ya'know Deidara, that really hurt." Sasori said, mustering up all that sickly honey like voice he could manage, and gave a fake pout. Deidara, in turn, just gave a growl, and muttered incoherent curses, and yanked himself away from the redhead.

"Stop with your Crocodile tears, and leave me the hell alone, un." Deidara said as, he moved him and his futon away from Sasori, Which just got a amused laugh from the older of the pair.

"Deidara, Come on, We have a mission." Sasori said, as he grabbed Deidara's's forearm, and dragged him up, Deidara snatched his arm away from him and went over to a drawer. He took out a black shirt and pants, also taking out a small package wrapped in terry-cloth, taking one look at it he threw it with all the strength he could at Sasori's head.

The red-head saw the the bundle fly at him, only at the last minute, and ducked. The bundle hit the wall, and not a second later, you could hear glass shattering, most likely it was whatever was in the bundle breaking.

"Good catch, un" Deidara said, sighing at the large mess Sasori's good reflexes had caused him, If He hadn't move the package would have just shattered on Sasori, and all the pieces would have stuck in him. Unfortunately things didn't go the way he planned.

"Nice throw" Sasori retorted as he eyed the glimmering pieces of glass littering Deidara's room. "What exactly was that?"

"A gift for you." Deidara said, as he sat back down on a chair located by his table. After receiving an odd look from Sasori he shook his head. " It's from Konan, Do you really think I'd get you a gift, un."

"You threw my birthday present at me?!" Sasori yelled, thoroughly surprised at Deidara's new low.

"I just assumed you would have caught it, un" Deidara said, as he stood up and started towards the bathroom. "Unless you want to see me change, I would suggest leaving, un" He said, as he eyed the heap of clothes he held in his hands.

"Yeah, well about that. Deidara, I think you should get briefed on this mission before picking your clothes." Sasori said nervously, he didn't want Deidara getting to angry with him over what he was about to tell him, He had enough problems and he Didn't want to add Deidara's foul temper to that list.

"Then get with the debriefing, un" Deidara said getting impatient at Sasori's weird attitude.

"Were too go to Konoha under the ailias of a married couple fleeing from the war, I'm to go under the name of Hiroki, You as Akari. It's to be along term mission." Sasori said, Actually a little surprised by Deidara's attitude. He was laughing. He was laughing like it was some hilarious joke.

"That's an interesting joke, un. But I mean, I'm not that gullible." Deidara said through his mirth, Just like him not believe a word Sasori told him. Sighing, Sasori took the mission papers singed by Pein and handed them to Deidara.

Deidara's eyes darted across the paper, when he finished with reading he sighed and said;

" I have to wear a dress, un?" Deidara said, not even bothering to put up much of a fight.

"Female attire, It doesn't necessarily have to be a dress." Sasori said.

"Thats good, un."

-----One hour later----

" I hate this, un. You said no dresses!" Deidara yelled at his redheaded partner. Who just stifled a laugh and shrugged.

"Thats not a dress, Just a long kimono top." Sasori said gesturing towards Deidara's top. He was wearing a red Kimono top that barely brushed his knees and a pair of tight blue pants. He had agreed to wear his hair down and take out his eye camera.

Sasori was wearing a blue kimono top that stopped at his waist and a pair of baggy Capri's.

Together they looked like a regular village couple fleeing from the war.

" I dont like this, un."

" You're going to have to stop with that speech impediment."

"It's not a Impediment, it's a habit."

" Whatever, just stop it."

" 'Kay, darling " Deidara sneered, voice dripping with sarcasm

" Thanks sweetie. "

This was going to be a long Year and a half.

Yeah, My first story in a while. I really plan on continuing it!

Please R&R. Crits welcome, Flames will be used to Roast Marshmallows!

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