Ranma: HAPPOSAI! *Runs through the Tendo Dojo looking for the old midget* Akane: What has he done now? *Pokes her head out of her room as Ranma rockets past* P-Can: Oink! Snort! Oink! *Wiggles out of Akane's arms and runs after Ranma* Akane: P-Chan! Come back here! *Starts running after P-Chan* Ranma: THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! *Starts searching around the yard for Happosai* Happosai: Hehehe, he'll never find me up here. *Peeks over the edge of the roof* Akane: You stop right there! *Bends over and picks up P-Chan* P-Chan: BKII! *Struggles to escape Akane's grasp* Akane: Cut it out! We'll go and see what Ranma is up to anyways. *Hits P- Chan over the head with a small mallet* Ranma: Ha! Found you old man! *Starts climbing the wall to reach Happosai* Happosai: I don't so! *Laughs as he pulls out a bucket of cold water and dumps it on Ranma* Ranma: AH! Why do they always think changing me into a girl will help them get away! *Says Ranma as he is changed into a she, and continues climbing the wall* Happosai: Even if you do make it up here. I'll be long gone! *Starts skipping down the length of the roof* Akane: Ranma! Get down from there! Why are you chasing Happosai anyways? Ranma: You know how he is always taking girls' underwear? *Makes it up on the roof* Akane: Yeah, what has that got to do with you? Ranma: Well. Well. This time he took mine! * Picks up the empty bucket and throws it at Happosai* Happosai: Uggh. You got me! *Gets hit in the head with the empty bucket* Ranma: Take that old man! *Puts Happosai in a head lock* Now tell me where "they" are! Happosai: I'll never tell! *Ranma's arm tightens around his neck* Akane: In the spirit of summer, Ranma! Let him go! Ranma: You're lucky this time! *Takes his arm from around Happosai's neck* Happosai: HMPH! *Starts rubbing his aching neck* Ranma: You better not try that again, or you'll wish you were never born! *Takes underwear out of the black bag on Happosai's back and jumps back down off of the roof*