JAK ONE PARODY!!!!!

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SAMOS: (is drunk) Many aeons ago, a great precursor lost his pants, but nobody remembers what happened next. I have asked other pairs of pants, but they wouldn't talk to me! They thought I was weird! cries I also asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall. Even the rocks do not recall…

SAMOS: But then, it was found out! Not by careful research, but by two little stoners…

DAXTER: Hey! I'm not a stoner!

SAMOS: What-EVUH!

DIRECTOR GUY: Hey! Cut it out, you two!

DAXTER AND SAMOS: Okay.

SAMOS: (to Daxter) I still hate you

DAXTER: (cries)

On Misty Island

DAXTER: Uh, Jak? Old Greenstuff told us not to come here.

GOL: …The sages possess mind-altering substances… you know what to do

MAIA: Gol! You forgot to mention the precursor artefacts!

GOL: Oh. Sorry, dear. Anyway. Deal harshly with anyone who strays out of the village!

MAIA: You realize you stole my line, brother dear.

GOL: Sorry. All this dark eco has gone to my head

MAIA: It's okay. I myself have that problem.

Laughing maniacally, they both disappear in a puff of dark eco. Jak and Daxter look at one another. A random lurker looks in their general direction.

DAXTER: Why did we come here? This place gives me the CREEPS!

JAK: (in sign language, since he can't talk yet) Because you wanted to, retard!

DAXTER: (trips over) Whaa- oof! Aah, stupid precursor junk…

DAXTER: (throws thing to Jak) The sage yaps on and on about the precursors. does crap impersonation of Samos Where did they go? Why did they build this crap? (thing suddenly starts glowing red in Jak's hands) Now, I like power cells and precursor orbs as much as the next guy, but if you ask me, they must have been real losers. (looks at Jak and the thing) Whoah! How did you do that?

JAK: (in sign language) I pressed the on button, dummy!

RAMDOM LURKER: (drops down behind them)

DAXTER: (hides behind Jak) I think we're in TROUBLE!

JAK: (ISL) sarcastically No, really?

JAK: throws thing into Lurker

The thing explodes, with enough force to push Jak into Daxter, who flies into the pool of dark eco. Jak looks into it, hoping that Daxter survived, when Daxter flies out in the form of a small orange rat.

DAXTER: Man that stung. looks at Jak Wha-at? (looks at his hand)

DAXTER: (is too hyped up on some pretty suspicious substances to be shocked)Hey, sweet! I'm a little orange rat!

JAK: (ISL) Whoah! Dax just turned into a lil' orange rat! What am I smoking? Oh yeah! Pot!