It's time to play… Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Your special host tonight is… Devil?!!! In a suit???!!!!!
*The host, in his brand new suit enters the room accompanied by the theme tune. First there is silence as all eyes are on him. Next, the sound of roaring laughing and hysteria follow*
Keelz: Go spiffy boy! ^-^
Devil: *eyes blazing red, yup, all 3 of 'em* SILENCE!
*Everyone instantly shuts up*
Devil: That's better. *His eyes return to normal* Welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Now lets meet tonight's contestants!
1= Heihachi Mishima, from Japan, even though he has been disowned by the country.
2= Bryan Fury, from a testing lab in the middle of nowhere.
3= Gon, from Jurassic Park island, the farty little dinosaur section.
4= Ling Xiaoyu, from China.
Keelz: *from in the audience* Smelly cow!
Vonnie: *also from in the audience* Boo!
Devil: Ahem. As I was saying…
5= Hwoarang, from Korea.
Vonnie: *from in the audience, oogling* Wahoo!! Yeah!! Go Hwoarang!!!!!
*Hwoarang smiles and starts to act like a movie star much to Vonnie's glee. *
Devil: O…K…anywho…
6=Forest Law from America.
7=Lei Wulong from Hong Kong.
*Lei and Law start to give each other evils. *
Devil: Ri-ight…
8=Paul Phoenix from America.
*The evil glaring gets a lot worse. It eventually breaks out into bitch slapping. Security runs in (Security being Yoshimitsu and Jun) and separates them. *
Devil: Thanks guys…I can't handle a fight tonight…anywho…
9=Jin Kazama from Japan.
Keelz: *from the audience, oogling * Yay!!! Go sexy boy!!
*Jin smiles and blushes a little. *
Devil: Please no more interruptions! Now…
Finally 10=Julia Chang from America.
*Julia starts to eye up Ling. Ling in return eyes up Julia. *
Devil: Now it's time to play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
*Doodle dum doodle dum doodle dum doodle dum doooooooooo…. a. Cos so says the music. Ya ha! *
Devil: Now, what our contestants have to do is put the following four events in order and whoever does so in the fastest time will be our first player. Contestants! Place these four people in order from smartest to dumbest. *quickly * Kazuya Mishima, Heihachi Mishima, Ling Xiaoyu, Kuma.
*A few seconds pass and everyone's done. *
Devil: And now for the answers. First, the smartest, Kuma.
Kuma: *from the audience * Rrrrr!!
Devil: Second, you should have Kazuya Mishima.
Kazuya: *from inside Devil * Not fucking fair! Why's that fucking bear smarter than me!
Devil: Shut up Kazuya. Third you should have Heihachi Mishima.
Heihachi: Kazuya! Smarter than me! Like hell he is!
Kazuya: *from inside Devil * Shut up you mother fucking bastard!
Heihachi: Kazuya! Mind your mouth!
Devil: Yeah! Remember:
We're on television here, and
You talking inside me is giving me majorly bad heartburn!
Kazuya: *from inside Devil * Devils have hearts?
Devil: Yes we do, they may be dark, evil, twisted and black, but they're there dammit!
Kazuya: *from inside Devil * OK I'll shut up.
Devil: Thanks.
Keelz: *from the audience * Kazuya's a weiner!
Vonnie: *from the audience * Damn straight!
Devil: Please don't provoke him! Now then…and the last one, the dumbest was Ling Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: What? Huh? Repeat that I wasn't listening. Did I win?
Devil: No…anywho…the one who got it right and in the fastest time is…Gon?!?
With 1.03 seconds!?
(Everyone gasps in horror.)
Hwoarang: What the fuck! I was beaten by a fucking dinosaur! That's just shit man!
Vonnie: *from the audience * Innit!
Jin: *screaming, he's off his rocker now * SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
Hwoarang: Hey! Don't you go swearing more than me you little mother fucking shit eating bastard!!!
Jin: *still screaming * Now that's just crossing the fucking line you self- wanking shit-faced cunt-fucker man-bitch!
Hwoarang: UNFAIR!
*They go to attack each other but Jun runs in with a rolled up newspaper. They settle down. *
Devil: Ri-ight…I would like to remind all that this is live TV and now we shall have to wait until next time to find out how Gon gets on in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
Lee: Oh Devil…what ever did happen to Chris Tarrant?
Devil: Ah…him…cut to the commercials! NOW!
Commercial break #1: Extra Large Extra soft Huggies, designed for the aging geezer.
What'll happen when Gon takes centre stage? Where is Chris Tarrant? And who will be up next? Why does Heihachi endorse Huggies???
We'll post the next part up ASAP!
Your special host tonight is… Devil?!!! In a suit???!!!!!
*The host, in his brand new suit enters the room accompanied by the theme tune. First there is silence as all eyes are on him. Next, the sound of roaring laughing and hysteria follow*
Keelz: Go spiffy boy! ^-^
Devil: *eyes blazing red, yup, all 3 of 'em* SILENCE!
*Everyone instantly shuts up*
Devil: That's better. *His eyes return to normal* Welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Now lets meet tonight's contestants!
1= Heihachi Mishima, from Japan, even though he has been disowned by the country.
2= Bryan Fury, from a testing lab in the middle of nowhere.
3= Gon, from Jurassic Park island, the farty little dinosaur section.
4= Ling Xiaoyu, from China.
Keelz: *from in the audience* Smelly cow!
Vonnie: *also from in the audience* Boo!
Devil: Ahem. As I was saying…
5= Hwoarang, from Korea.
Vonnie: *from in the audience, oogling* Wahoo!! Yeah!! Go Hwoarang!!!!!
*Hwoarang smiles and starts to act like a movie star much to Vonnie's glee. *
Devil: O…K…anywho…
6=Forest Law from America.
7=Lei Wulong from Hong Kong.
*Lei and Law start to give each other evils. *
Devil: Ri-ight…
8=Paul Phoenix from America.
*The evil glaring gets a lot worse. It eventually breaks out into bitch slapping. Security runs in (Security being Yoshimitsu and Jun) and separates them. *
Devil: Thanks guys…I can't handle a fight tonight…anywho…
9=Jin Kazama from Japan.
Keelz: *from the audience, oogling * Yay!!! Go sexy boy!!
*Jin smiles and blushes a little. *
Devil: Please no more interruptions! Now…
Finally 10=Julia Chang from America.
*Julia starts to eye up Ling. Ling in return eyes up Julia. *
Devil: Now it's time to play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
*Doodle dum doodle dum doodle dum doodle dum doooooooooo…. a. Cos so says the music. Ya ha! *
Devil: Now, what our contestants have to do is put the following four events in order and whoever does so in the fastest time will be our first player. Contestants! Place these four people in order from smartest to dumbest. *quickly * Kazuya Mishima, Heihachi Mishima, Ling Xiaoyu, Kuma.
*A few seconds pass and everyone's done. *
Devil: And now for the answers. First, the smartest, Kuma.
Kuma: *from the audience * Rrrrr!!
Devil: Second, you should have Kazuya Mishima.
Kazuya: *from inside Devil * Not fucking fair! Why's that fucking bear smarter than me!
Devil: Shut up Kazuya. Third you should have Heihachi Mishima.
Heihachi: Kazuya! Smarter than me! Like hell he is!
Kazuya: *from inside Devil * Shut up you mother fucking bastard!
Heihachi: Kazuya! Mind your mouth!
Devil: Yeah! Remember:
We're on television here, and
You talking inside me is giving me majorly bad heartburn!
Kazuya: *from inside Devil * Devils have hearts?
Devil: Yes we do, they may be dark, evil, twisted and black, but they're there dammit!
Kazuya: *from inside Devil * OK I'll shut up.
Devil: Thanks.
Keelz: *from the audience * Kazuya's a weiner!
Vonnie: *from the audience * Damn straight!
Devil: Please don't provoke him! Now then…and the last one, the dumbest was Ling Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: What? Huh? Repeat that I wasn't listening. Did I win?
Devil: No…anywho…the one who got it right and in the fastest time is…Gon?!?
With 1.03 seconds!?
(Everyone gasps in horror.)
Hwoarang: What the fuck! I was beaten by a fucking dinosaur! That's just shit man!
Vonnie: *from the audience * Innit!
Jin: *screaming, he's off his rocker now * SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
Hwoarang: Hey! Don't you go swearing more than me you little mother fucking shit eating bastard!!!
Jin: *still screaming * Now that's just crossing the fucking line you self- wanking shit-faced cunt-fucker man-bitch!
Hwoarang: UNFAIR!
*They go to attack each other but Jun runs in with a rolled up newspaper. They settle down. *
Devil: Ri-ight…I would like to remind all that this is live TV and now we shall have to wait until next time to find out how Gon gets on in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
Lee: Oh Devil…what ever did happen to Chris Tarrant?
Devil: Ah…him…cut to the commercials! NOW!
Commercial break #1: Extra Large Extra soft Huggies, designed for the aging geezer.
What'll happen when Gon takes centre stage? Where is Chris Tarrant? And who will be up next? Why does Heihachi endorse Huggies???
We'll post the next part up ASAP!