''hey england, lets go to walmart to buy more sex stuff'' america said.

''wot the fok america u fukin gay fag yu goin 2 walmart wit me.'' england said.

''ye boi, i want some more dildos up my asshole'' america yelled like a homosapien

america and england went to their party van to go to walmart and drove 100 miles per hour and crashed into the enterence of the store

''wot the fok merica u kiled fukin peopel now lets go 2 the store u fukin bloody get'' england raged

meanwhile in the store, murica and english were buying vibrators, dragon dildos, lube, condoms, fleshlights and regular dildos until they saw a black person say ''CANT KEEP MUH DICK IN MA PANTS'' it was xxxtentacion, americas favortite raper

''hey xxxtentacion how are you doing bro?'' america greeted

''i am not xxxtentacion i am actually prussiaI'' said prussia while taking off his xxxtentacion mask ''kekseszes is very awsum''

''wot are u doing her prusia ur a fukin ded cuntry go b ck to kalingrad u fukin cuntdick'' england said

''have you seen freddy got fingered? its the best movei that americunt that has produced bitches'' prussia said while loading an ak-47

''oh shit englando R UN'' america shuted

''i am'' said england

and they ran back home and had buttsecks

the end