*God damn…I haven't done shit in a while…sorry guys. Bro's been hogging and I've been super stressed lately. I have a lot of stuff (like preparing school applications and such). TTxTT sorry guys! But, I hope you like this oneshot. By the way, I don't own Vocaloid, the song "Holy shit it's a dinosaur!", the movie "Jurassic Park", or anything else mentioned here. You can interpret this as a sequel to "Friday the Thirteenth" if you wish.*
"Rin….would you like some tea?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A DINOSAUR, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK!"
"Um….Rin? Are you there? You DO know there are guests here…right?"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, FUCKING DINOSAUR HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK"
"…what the hell are you doing?"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A DINOSAUR, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK! OH MY FUCKING GOD, FUCKING DINOSAUR HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK"
"….you're singing in English….and you know damn well I have an A plus in that class…"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A DINOSAUR, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK! OH MY FUCKING GOD, FUCKING DINOSAUR HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK"
"…..it's me, MIKU!"
"Oh….sorry about that…" the blond smiled sheepishly.
"I don't take being called a dinosaur very well you know…."
"I wasn't calling you a dinosaur! I was practicing, for choir!"
"…..Rin….you do know I understood everything you were saying…."
"Ms. Sakine would like it!"
"And Ms. Sakine has a crude sense of humor! Just like you! Any SANE person would kill you if you sung that in the choir room!"
"Ms. Sakine IS sane Miku!"
"Well, she sure as hell isn't sane ENOUGH!"
"Whatever Miku….you spoilsport."
"Meh….and Haku and Neru are here to visit. I think they heard you um…"singing"…"
"Hmph!" the blue eyes girl pouted and stalked right past her girlfriend, only to see something she didn't want to see for a very long time.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?"
Miku rushed right behind Rin, wondering what was wrong.
She dropped her plate of tea cups.
"….Neru, may I please ask why you have one hand under Haku's pants and another under her shirt? In our HOME?"
"Um…Rin? I like that song….isn't it from Jurassic Park?"
"Yeah…it is…..now if you want to have sex with Haku….go into the guest bedroom?"
"U-um….sorry….it just er….."
"Don't worry about it Haku! Now, let's go, shall we?"
Miku was speechless about the actions of her older cousin.
"Neru…how the FUCK am I even related to you? And Rin, why the HELL did you do that?"
But it was too late for an answer, for they were already in them room doing things that I would rather not mention….
"…..Miku….can I take a nap now?"
"No."
"Why?"
Silence.
"Cause I'm horny, that's why!"
More silence, and a lot of 'WTF's.
"Wow…Miku…do you really wanna do what they're doing right now?"
A few moans were heard from the room.
"…..pervert!"
"I'm not!"
"Wanna come in my room and see?"
"Rin…I KNOW what you're trying to do…"
"Damn it!"
"But, before all that other stuff happened, I was going to ask you something."
"Yeah?"
"I was gonna ask if you could help me with my English homework."
Rin smiled "innocently", "Sure, why not?"
"Okay! I have my work in my room, you mind if we study there?" Miku smiled "innocently" as well. Rin nodded as they both walked into the teal haired girl's room.
Of course, if you hadn't already noticed, Miku has an A plus in English.
*:O *gasps* and then a super hot Miku/Rin lemon scene followed! But I'm too young and immature to write that….plus my parents know my user….and I would probably let everyone down. XD So, interpret as you wish, cause this was a weird oneshot! See ya!*