Me: Yo everyone and welcome to Rebokku's Ciao Ciao Interview!

Reborn: Hosted by yours truly.

Me: I had this in mind for a while because I always thought that they could've made more Ciao Ciao interviews. So enjoy my terrible Humor!

As the light hit the center of stage, everyone crowded in front of the stage hears a voice.


"Welcome to Rebokku's Ciao Ciao Interview!" The voice said, " Because of donations from an anonymous person, we have received enough money to continue the interviews!"

The crowd cheers, happy that the 'interviews' of their favorite characters will continue until a certain mafia boss-to-be stumbles onto to the stage.

"Reborn! I thought we were done with this!" Tsuna said, worrying over the events that were to happen.

"Shut up Dame-Tsuna and go back to the waiting room."

"Bu-" However Tsuna was unable to finish as he was kicked into the crowd, with fangirls all around him.

"KYAA~~! MY TUNA-FISH!" Came from Fangirl A.

"I'm not a fish!"

"To me you are~!"

"While Dame-Tsuna gets himself out of this mess we will prepare our contestants today."

"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!"


~~~~In the waiting room~~~~
"…"

"…"

"…VOOOIIII! WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN THIS STUPID PLACE AGAIN!" Squalo yelled, braking the silence.

"Kufufu, to avoid the fangirls of course." Mukuro replied.

" I MEANT WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO THESE STUPID INTERVIEWS AGAIN!"

"Ushishishi, To prove that the prince always wins again."

"All of you be quiet and stop crowding… Or I'll bite you all to death."

"M-matte Kyoya!" Dino said, worrying over the destruction Hibari can cause.

"Tch… Shut up Trash." Dino got shot by an X-gun shortly after he continued panicking.

"I said to shut up, trash."

"VOOIII! NOBODY GAVE ME A GOOD ANSWER!" Squalo yelled earning him a glass of wine to the head.

"Come on everyone~ let's just be friendly and eat marshmallows~!"

"Ahaha! Sure!" And so Yamamoto and Byakuran formed a nice, peaceful and marshmallow filled friendship.

"Stop befriending the enemy Baseball idiot!"

"But there's marshmallows"

"Who gives a shi-" But Gokudera was interrupted by the door opening, revealing a familiar arcobaleno.

"We will now be deciding the participants, be ready."


~~Back to the stage~~

"Ok everyone please pay attention to the roulette!" Rebor- ahem Rebokku said pointing at the roulette.

The roulette showed all of our participants so far. The crowd squealed seeing the chibi faces on the roulette. The roulette stopped spinning to show that the participating characters are…

"So our first batch is Squalo, Gokudera, and Mukuro. Please welcome our contestants."

The curtain parted to show Squalo, Gokudera, and Mukuro standing behind those desks you see at gameshows.

"VOOIIII! You!" Squalo yelled pointing at Reborn, "Tell me why the FUCK are we here again!"

"We have received enough money to restart Ciao Ciao interviews."

"Vo-"

"Now for our first question, 'What is your favorite activity?' Mukuro you may start."

"Kufufu, plotting to destroy the mafia… or eating pineapples."

Everyone eyed him.

"What?"

"Pass. Gokudera , your turn."

"Obeying Juudaime no matter what he asks!"

"Hmm… give us more detail."

"Like I'm going to tell anyone about what Juudaime wants!"

"If you will not answer my Rebokku's magic will answer for you." Reborn stated, taking off his hat and pointing a wand at it.

In a cloud that appeared from nowhere Tsuna can be seen running to Gokudera.

"Gokudera-kun! I need help!"

"Anything for Juudaime!"

"I need help buying some Doujins from this shop named Reborn's Rip-off Shack! (Name from CloudDays12)"

"Eh? I didn't know you read those Juudaime?"

"Oh be sure to get all the Bishounen Yaoi ones okay?"

"Anything for Juudaime!"

And the cloud disappears.

"Kufufu, Sawada Tsunayoshi… I just might have found a weakness that will help me in conquering the mafia."

"Voi!" Squalo said turning around. People swear they heard him laughing.

"J-juudaime!" Gokudera said with a blush.

"Anyway your turn Squalo."

"Using my sword while yelling VOI!"

"Hmmph… Fine. Next question 'What is your favorite catchphrase?'"

"VOOIII! THIS IS STUPID! LET'S JUST SETTLE THIS WITH A FIGHT!"

"Squalo Disqualified."

"What!" The crowd asked in protest.

"For using a sword while yelling Voi while demanding a fight, Squalo is disqualified."

"That's oddly specific." Gokudera said.

"Kufufu, I for one thi-"

"Mukuro is disqualified."

"Nani?" Mukuro asked.

"For laughing and eerie laugh while touching a trident and having a pineapple hairstyle that you force onto poor innocent girls who were injured in a car accident, Mukuro, you are disqualified."

"That was oddly specific."

"Gokudera Disqualified."

"What? But then who wins!"

"The winner is... Reborn, Congratulations." 'Rebokku' said.

After he said the above he quickly changed out of his disguise.

"Really? I won? I would like to give thanks to 4 special people, me, myself, I, and Leon."

"Hey! You weren't supposed to be in the interview!" Gokudera said in protest.

"Yes he was." Reborn said, in his Rebokku disguise.

"Bu- Uggh… I give up."

"See you someday in the future for another Ciao Ciao Interview!" Rebokku said.

"Shortly after Rebokku disappeared.


~~Somewhere~~

"HIEE! WHERE AM I?" Tsuna shrieked, noticing a different environment.

"MEET THE TUNA-FISH! 20$ EACH PICTURE!" Fangirl A yelled.

"HIIEE! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!"


Me: So thanks for reading my terrible humor and hopefully I'll make more chapters. You can put suggestions for characters, questions, and etc for future chapters in reviews. Again Thank you~!