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Here is a quick summery of all of Spencer's house mates-

Emma- a 23 year old girl who plays the metal guitar and loves to express herself, even if it hurts her housemate's ear drums in the process.

Shane- a bodybuilder who seems like a brawler but has a heart of gold, plus he owns a cat named Bell.

Kyle- a single father of twin boys, Eddy and Phil who cause him headaches every single day, but he still loves them.

Wendy- an elderly woman who used to be a popular singer and did one tour. She loves to garden now and enjoy a good game of chess with Spencer.

Paul and Jamie- a single 30 year old man who still lives with his mom, Jamie. They have arguments all the time but still somehow tolerate each other.

The landlord may appear a few times, his name is Mark.

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Spencer set up his small apartment in the large town house. He had two rooms and a small bathroom. There was a laundry room outside and down the hall so he could do his laundry later on. There was a kitchen in the house that was on the first floor. It was quite big and had a large table in the center. The fridge was huge too, could hold enough food to feed an army.

The house itself had three levels. The first one had the kitchen, main room, the garage, a door to a small backyard and the small garden. The second floor was where his room and several other rooms were and the laundry room. The final floor had a few more rooms and a sun room that had a huge window. There was also a ladder that was attached to the wall that led to the roof. Overall the place was spacious and comfortable. Spencer briefly met the other housemates quickly but didn't really talk to them yet.

He unpacked and set up his apartment with the help of Morgan, JJ, and Garcia. Once he was set up, the left and said they would see him tomorrow at work. It was almost dinner time when he was done, so he went downstairs to find something to eat. There he saw everyone waiting at the large table. Mark, the landlord was also waiting. "We wanted to welcome you to our house and explain the rules and how things work around here before dinner." Spencer nodded.

Rules of the house:

No loud music after 7:30pm

Every night someone in the house makes dinner, it changes by day. You'll make dinner every Wednesday. But since you told me that your job makes you leave for a few days, you must inform me about it. No shellfish for Shane and no peanuts for the twins.

Make sure to lock the door every time you leave the house.

The final rule, DON'T GIVE SCABBY GRILLED CHEESE…EVER.

Spencer blinked at the last rule, "Scabby?"

"The homeless guy who comes by to the ally way near the house, he sits under the kitchen window. He took a nasty head injury in Vietnam. He is a bit…off. He doesn't want to go to the shelter but we do give him some food and some supplies, like blankets and stuff when he comes around here. But don't give him grilled cheese."

"Why not" asked Spencer. "Well when you do he starts to throw the cheese at you and rubs it on the wall. Do you know how hard it to clean crusty cheese off a wall. Took me hours" said Mark.

"Ah…I see."

"So today, Shane is cooking us curry chicken with rice. Take a seat." He gestured over to the empty chair at the table. Spencer sat down and Shane gave out plates of the chicken dinner.

"Damn it Shane, I don't like curry" yelled Emma.

"We you need to eat something decent after all the chip bags you eat in one day" said Wendy.

They started to eat the chicken and Emma continued to complain, "God it's spicy, what did you do? Dump the spice rack over the chicken."

The twin boys snickered as they eat the chicken quietly. "I put ketchup on mine. Yummy" said Eddy. "Well I put chocolate icing on mine "said Phil. "Eww, you children eat the most repulsive things" said Jamie.

Spencer ate in silence for a while until Paul tapped on his shoulder, "He Spencer…that blonde girl that was helping you unpack today…is she single?"

Jamie snorted, "Oh please, you're an unemployed lay about who still lives with his mother. You can't even wash and dry your own damn underwear. Last time you did, you nearly set the elastic waistband on fire." The others laughed, Spencer had a feeling he was going to like it here at the town house.

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