This is why you shouldn't do drugs, children….
A Startling Confession
Saix had asked to speak with him after dinner. He said he had something very important to tell him, and when Xemnas thought about it, it was quite obvious. The little looks the Luna Diviner gave him, the way he would hold onto the paperwork he was handing him a few seconds longer than he needed to… Saix loved him and Xemnas loved him right back.
Xemnas sat in his office awaiting what he knew was a long overdue confession of love. He had it all planned out in his head: Saix would come in, confess his undying love for the Superior, and Xemnas would do the same. Then they would share a long, passionate kiss….
Xemnas was going to go farther when a knock at the door interrupted him. He jumped up quickly from the chair behind his desk to sit on top of it in a vaguely suggestive position."Enter."
The door swung open, and in walked the Luna Diviner himself. The soft light from Kingdom Hearts shone on his long, azure hair as he strode purposefully toward Xemnas. He stopped a mere foot in front of him and gazed at him with the utmost seriousness, though Xemnas caught a hint of something else.
"Superior, I have a confession to make."
Finally! "Yes." Xemnas purred as seductively as he could.
"That cloak makes you look really fat."