WARNING... WARNING... WARNING... (This is blinking lights)

This has all the kinky nasty sh-t that you could ever imagine for sexual, accept the kinks and fetishes that I left out just to punish you. That's right! It doesn't have all the sexual kinks it could have, just because you failed! People have s-x and say cuss words and it gets very dirty and NO KIDDIES this is adults only for all the violence and s-x and other cr-p and your prob. too chickensh-t to read it anyway, you wuss!

Nasty rapetastic sexual homophobic religion fantasies! If your a badass you're prob. fapping already, but you don't get to get off or get on if the story is missing your fetish! Yeah! You going to take that risk? You are going to live in the danger zone? Your fetish that you need for your orgasm might not be here, all becuz you failed to satisfy Master Punishment and now Master Punishment has turned into the Wait Master and can wait you out.

WARNING... WARNING... WARNING... (This is blinking lights again)

OBefore we start the story you need to know OTHER THINGS OTHER THEN WARNINGS and this section is where you find them.

First, REASONS YOU ARE BEING PUNISHED:

1) You did not create the Quorra photoshop (its TRON on my profile)

2) You did not create the Quorra photoshop

3) You did not create the Quorra photoshop

Second, WAYS YOU ARE BEING PUNISHED:

1) Quorra from the TRON fandom will not appear in this story

2) Quorra from the TRON fandom will not appear in any more of my stories until the Wait Master is totally satisfied!

3) This story has kinks and fetishes deleted from it. You can only imagine the sexy that might have been if Quorra had been here and all the kinks and fetishes left completely uncut! Bigger, longer and uncut! Yeah!

4) I write this story in a VERY OLD FANDOM that probably nobody care about any more. Just imagine if it had been Quorra porking gay South Park boys again or if it had been Quorra in the new Transformers movie or if it had been even sexier than that!

Third, WAYS YOU ARE NOT BEING PUNISHED:

1) I do not delete your reviews, becuz I cannot get them to delete and becuz if you write a stupid review it deserves to be evidence as a monument to your stupidity FOR ALL TIME and becuz someday in the future I might try to tell certain (wink wink) people about the bad reviews and IF THEIR WAS NO EVIDENCE they wouldn't believe me and might call me a liar and than NO ONE WOULD COMFORT ME MY SUFFERING AND GET ME LAID IN PITY PORKING. So the more you bad review, the more I get laid so if you hate me that much you should just make good reviews, huh? Yeah?

2) The Easter Egg contest is still going! Gather up all your easter eggs, especially easy if you know the product placement, puns and movie references! I think I maybe needed to give more hints on how to do it becauze ALMOST NOBODY is getting it.

Okay, Get ready! One... 2... 3... story starts RIGHT NOW:

(START OF STORY)

C-ko was at the all-girls school called Gravitation that she had transfered to on her first day, and she cried all day and said, "Quorra isn't here!"

She was eating a sandwich.

B-ko was nearby in her sexy robot superhero suit and she said, "C-ko can't enjoy her sandwich! This is obviously A-ko's fault!"

A-ko was stacking the desks in the room. She was singing, "Who you gonna call? Deskbusters."

(In case you didn't know the fandom, A-ko, B-ko and C-ko are all chicks and so is everyone else in this movie except A-ko's dad).

But A-ko's superman hearing that she inherited from her dad Superman and her mom Wonder Woman.

C-ko was eating yogurt by that time and she cried and said, "This yogurt tastes like the toothpaste that has the glitter in it!"

A-ko could not stand it any longer! Her superhearing made her hear everything that everyone said all around the school! She had to hear complaining all the time and gossip and also the noisy wet farts in the bathrooms of people taking big shits and they're sh-ts coming out with plopping and squishing and really gross sounds that totally killed A-ko's appetite! Superman hearing was not a great thing and not all glamourous like in the "Superman Returns" movie!

But! But A-ko is perfectly able to shop for food even if she can't eat it so she speed-runs to the store and buys Captain Crunch berries and also goes to a certain restaurant (do you know which one?) and gets the Sunday that has Maple and Bacon in it. She also buys Kombucha which is a tea that has vomit fungi floating in it and also a little alcohol and gets you just a little drunk if you drink like fourteen bottles. It is not like Coors Light at all!

A-ko brought all these things to C-ko in the outside tennis fields and running track where B-ko and C-ko we're studying textbooks about Hitler and Hurricane Katrina.

A lizard walked up and said, "Do you want to buy some car insurance?"

But nobody spoke lizard-talk so they accidentaly stepped on it and it died with nobody noticing (it was very small).

A-ko presents the gift to C-ko of a big shake of Kombucha tea with Captain Crunch Berries and the (secret name is secret!) Maple and Bacon Sunday that have all been made into a big shake together. It was all floaty with good crunchy bits!

But B-ko saw how good it was, and low and behold she knocks it to the ground before C-ko can take more then 3 slurps!

B-ko says, "It is an abomination before the lord to eat pork products with cream! Us Christians do not like it or your short skirt!"

But B-ko was lying about the pork becuz that is Jewish stuff but she thought A-ko was too dumb to know.

A-ko says, "This is my school uniform. I am an Islam and us Islams always like to cover up more than anyone else, so if an Islam wears a skirt like this than everyone else should know it is okay becuz the girls other than Islams are all loose and weird."

C-ko says, "I am a Buddhing of the alien mangirl princess race, and I am also a blonde Jew by birth. It is my holy mission from Budda and the goddess of the moon, Selena Hathor, who is also an alien, to join all religions into one religioun. Then their will be no more fighting on earth or in the universe. This is why I was reincarnated on Egypt and why I was riding the meteor to Gravitation."

The solution to fighting is to get rid of weird people. If their is fighting, it is always about weird people so if all races marry and all religions become the same giant multi-orbed religion and all countries have the same president and the same laws and all corporations are merged and their are no bosses only employees than their will be no more weird people and everything is one giant peaceful nation for all time! Also gay marriages hafta be made legal too so that all people can marry equally or otherwise the hetreoesexual people will always be jealous of the hot gay exra-martial affairs porking and try to stop it unless they can become gay too with NO RESTRICTIONS!

Accept since some countries have presidents and others have prime ministers and others have kings, the one leader would need to be a presimin primking (ha! It's a pun! I mark a few more of them to make the easter eggs easier becuz maybe I'm too smart for the average reader).

A-ko and B-ko wanted to fight becuz that is how it usually is when an Islam and a Christian meet. At first the Islams are always nice like A-ko in the movie beginning but after a while the Christian starts planting bombs and blaming the Islam for everything like B-ko does later on in the movie and then the Islam gets fed up with the cr-p and eventually fights a little bit but it is hard becas the Christian plays dirty and rewrites the history books and plants bombs and takes hostages but if the Islam is good and pure and loves Allah enough than God will smile down on the Islam and reward with a humble but satisfying life and lots of oil.

C-ko used her magic world peace crying (becuase she was an alien mangirl) to make A-ko and B-ko believe that you should give peace a chance!

A-ko believed it but B-ko was trying to resist the alien mind control device! B-ko pointed at the textbook and said, "A-ko, aren't you ashamed? Look at what Hitler did. Why didn't you're dad stop Hitler?"

A-ko said, "That was becase nobody knew where Hitler was and my dad was saving the lives of soldiers on the battlefield but as soon as the spies found Hitler (these spies were like the Teen Titans but an earlier generation of different superheroes that I can't remember the names of) my dad went and killed Hitler. I saw it in my dad's comic books."

B-ko said, "We'll you're dad's comics lie and they also show that he lives in Metropolis so why does he live in Gravitation, A-ko?"

C-ko's magic crying splashed tears onto B-ko's boobies and the magic made B-ko believe A-ko but B-ko still wanted to resist so she latched onto the first thing she saw and it was the Hurricane Katrina pages open in the history textbook.

B-ko said, "Well, your dad is really fast A-ko. Why didn't your dad rescue everyone in New Orleans after Katrina hit? It would take him like two minutes so he must have been a Bushie to want to let all those people die?"

A-ko slaps B-ko for saying such an insensitive thing and says, "That was when all of us were brainwashed by Q from Star Trek and we were trapped in a dimension that was only mayonaise for 3 years. Bush was framed by the Clintons as revenge for the or-l s-x thing. Bush is a Texas gentleman but Clinton is a liberal commie."

Now even though A-ko was a generally peaceful Islam she did have her limits and was starting to get really angry becuz B-ko was pulling all the typical Christain bullsh-t and bringing up Hitler and Katrina in such nasty ways that disrespect the lives of victims and trying to pin the tragedies on Islam people (if you see it in the newspaper it is usually the opposite way in real life).

Only horrible dudes and chicks bring up mass death causalities to try to insult people so you know if anyone ever tries to talk to you about Hitler (its the God wins rule) or Hurricane Katrina or 9-11 that they are assholes and probably the total type of badasses like in May-chan's Ordinary Life or they want to be baddasses that bad but they're not and they pretend and cry and hide in they're neckbeard basements and eat their mother's cooking and have stinky armpits and think its cool to shave they're heads and sing emo songs and maybe they even cut for scars but that is the cowards way out and if it makes a red line that goes to your heart than you have been effected by blood poisoning and you must go to the doctor or you die!

Cutting is wrong and you should never do it. It is only sexy to read about it becus that would be paper cuts (ha, get it?) or I guess screen cuts and not cuts that bleed from your body. And guess what? Guess? Cutting is a fetish kink that was deleted from this story so sh-t you, you lazy sh-tters).!

Whenever people bring up Hitler to win an argument, God wins and people loses. It is always losing for people so boys and girls don't do it! Even if you hafta get detention you should tear out all the Hitler pages in the history books and skip the classes that teach Hitler becase Hitler is too evil and must be stamped out!

C-ko was getting scared because all dudes and chicks that aren't badasses get scared when someone as evil as Hitler is brought into the discussion and since she was an alien she was also scared that her alien magic would accidentally bring back zombie Hitler if she thought about Hitler too much (and even though thats a good thing if it did happen becuz death is too good for Hitler and if he came back then all the p-dophiles in prison could rape Hitler 24-7 and it could be streamed on the internet for everyone to watch on they're eye-phones or IPADS as zombie Hitler, the biggest camwhore of all time.

Everyone who fapped to it would be a disgusting person but would also create a victory of good against evil (except when its Hitler even evil isn't an evil enough word to describe him so maybe they would hafta invent a new word worse than evil such as nevil, but not pronounced like Neville from Harry Potter so nobody gets confused.)

C-ko decided to bring out her big weapon for world peace to make sure A-ko and B-ko could never never never fight and so she put on her alien princess crown and did a transformation dance like in Tokyo Mew Mew or maybe Sailor Moon with flashes of sparkles and hearts and spinning things and she was n-ked (totally nude!) during part of it, but only in the Japanese subtitled version, not the English dub which gets rid of the nudity.

C-ko was eating a certain kind of sausage that is advertised with a certain slogan that warms the heart with the simple rustic charm of it.

When C-ko finshed she was Sailor Mew C-ko and had extra powers of world peace, better than Gandi or that guy who squirts canvases. She cast a spell with her spinny thing and summoned giant demon robots of h-ll by accident and than sent them back to h-ll and then remembered the right spell which was a Koan that combined Buddhsing, Jewishing and Atheising into one super-combination (she couldn't combine all seven religions yet because she was only an initiate level and had to train with a master first).

This spell turned A-ko into a Jew and turned B-ko into an Atheist so now they would get along better! Also both were a little bit Buddhing so they would want to be peaceful becuz Buddism is the most peaceful religion ever invented!

The spell also gave A-ko's superman hearing to B-ko so they both could hear everything being said in Gravitation High School for Girls and the spell also made orgy vibes in the girls bathroom and soon lots of girls we're girl-porking in the bathroom which is like man-porking but with more moaning and tongues!

A-ko and B-ko both hear this sounds of moaning and tongues and hot and heavy porking and they want to have a three some with C-ko!

Well it is not quite to the sexy part yet but all the warnings apply over 9000 percent to the next chapter so don't be caught crying if you're a wuss baby crying and chickensh-t and can't handle the s-x scenes! Your mind will drool!

But if you can take anything and I really mean anything (accept no kinks from the secret list of removed kinks and fetish which you only know no cutting so far but I keep the rest secret) than you can go to the next chapter, you badass!