(A strange girl on a couch is watching a rerun of International Super Spy while eating a bag of chips.) "Oh, hi guys! Okay, I'm feeling in a pretty good mood right now, so I'm holding a special 'Kowalistair's Dr. Disney Songfic Contest' Backyardigans contest!"

Here's the rules:

1. It has to be a songfic. It doesn't matter how long it is, but it has to be finished by the deadline.

2. Stories will be separated into 4 categories, Best Summery, Greatest Humor, Best Lyrics to Story Connection, Most Creative, and Best Overall.

3. You can write up to 5 stories each.

4. Summery must say 'For Kowalistair's Songfic Contest' or instead of Kowalistair you could just say Ally's. (that's my name in real life.)

5. The deadline is June 1st (one day before I go to camp. And the day that Kung Fu Panda 2 comes out.)

6. Absolutely NO romances! Any romances entered will be overlooked.

7. Grammar and spelling will be judged. (And will increase your chances of winning.)

8. please don't put any inappropriate things in your story. This is the Backyardigans we're talking about!

9. And you must use at least one song from, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, and a Disney movie.

Each category will have 1st 2nd and 3rd winners. 2nd and 3rd placers will get a big surprise from the Backyardigans. (Don't worry, it's a good surprise.) And 1st place winners will win a special visit from the Backyardigans. A very special visit.

So? What are you waiting for? Get writing, and I'll see you all later!

-Kowalistair Fanatic