((REPOST! This is for you guys, even if my account is removed for this -_-))

Chapter 105: Haggis, Confessions And The Harlem Shake

TayZay:hello :D so here goes nothing! :D

"Oak: T-that's OK. *in shock after getting her boobs squeezed*

Oliver: *bows formally* Thank you Arthur for saving Peter! *turns to China**gulp* W-will you, that is to say would you...*blurts out* Can I be your boyfriend?"

China:*hugs him*yes, aru!*kisses Oliver*

TayZay:*returns from Baskin Robins, eating some bubblegum ice cream*aww, how sweet :3

America:oh my god, ice cream!*reaches for some*

TayZay:*slaps his hand away*um, those hands, I don't know where they've been, so you'd better get your own fork

America:I know where these hands are gonna be~

TayZay:*gulps and blushes*y-you can have some...*passes the cup to him*

America:*eats it gratefully*

TayZay:...you set me up, didn't you -_-

America:no, of course not*has a halo above his head*if I wanna get it on with you, I'm gonna get it on with you. I don't lie about it*hugs me*

TayZay:aww*blushes and smiles*

Zella:that's sweet?...alright*shrugs and goes on about her business*

"TayZay! Maybe later, you a show to host for now"

TayZay:ok n.n

America:can I join?

TayZay:no, it's me and my girl, don't try to get into that

America:I was asking her

TayZay:well...fine!

America:aw, ya jealous?*wraps an arm around my shoulder*you're still my girl-

TayZay:*now eating Panda Express, using my chopsticks to pinch his hand roughly*just 'cause you say that every time doesn't make it better

America:haah...*sucks in a breath through clenched teeth*shit, okay, I'm sorry! I'll stay out of it!

TayZay:*lets go*thank you*keeps eating*

"Scotland! Haggis is worse than England's scones!"

Scotland:whatever*rolls his eyes*

TayZay:it really is. Snails are good, though! :D

America:*slowly scoots away from me*

TayZay:oh, so is lamb noodle soup

America and Scotland:*scoot away from me*

TayZay:and fried squid

America:if you say fish eggs, we're done

Scotland:so you won't try sheep stomach, but you'll try all this other shit?

TayZay:exactly!

Scotland:you might like it

TayZay:-_- Haggis:a Scottish dish consisting of a sheep or calf's offal mixed with suet, oatmeal, and seasoning and boiled in a bag, traditionally one made from the animal stomach. You think that's any better than what I just said?

Scotland:it's 100 times better

TayZay:*NO and GTFO meme*

America:Tay?*places a hand on my shoulder*I will treat you to any fast food place you want tonight. Just don't ever define Haggis again, okay?

TayZay:okay*smiles and rests my head on his shoulder*can we go to Taco Bell and Wendy's?

America:both? 0.0

TayZay:mmhmm*smiles*please...?

America:...*smiles and ruffles my hair*I don't care, it's your appetite

"Prussia! Yes because he is always sleeping so I don't often see him doing sexy things like that, I see you shirtless every night"

Prussia:I don't care! I'm still sexier! ò.ó

Cammie:don't put down my boyfriend!*shoves him*

"Canada! Yes, Snapped!Canada, he was part of the snapped world. That version of you got tired of being forgotten and became completely and totally violent so no one would ever forget his name again! Hence when his name was heard throughout the house all night, he was pretty happy..."

Mella and Zella:*crack the fuck up laughing at Matthew's huge-ass sus face*

Canada:good god -_-

"America! Just admit it already!"

America:I did

TayZay:you just kissed me back, you never said it..

America:alright!*gets on his knees, hands rested on mine*TayZay, I love you

TayZay:*blushes*

Girls, Canada, Italy and China:aww :)

America:*leans forward and kisses me*

TayZay:*kisses him back*

BTT:*whistling like idiots*

Everyone else:*clapping*

Denmark:-_- meh

Turkey:my god, thank you! Geez, that was what? It took from chapter 7 to this chapter for you to admit that -_-

America:but I admit it now, okay?

TayZay:*hugs him*I love you too Alfred

America:*blushes and smiles*see?

"Germany! I know damn well that it didn't actually happen but damnit that almost made me cry!"

Germany:*blinks and rolls his eyes while sighing*

TayZay:don't be insensitive, you'd better comfort your big sister!

Germany:*pats you on the back*zhere, zhere, don't cry, große Schwester (big sister)..

"Oh, yeah, here are the welcome cupcakes for Mella and Zella! Just dont ask what's in them. ;)"

Mella:okay!*eats them gratefully*

Zella:*a little cautious about eating it*

"Also, Cadence,I wont throw the cupcakes. Here, look. *hands him cupcake* See?"

Cadence:thanks -_-*takes the cupcake and swallows it whole*

"Also, I think earlier, did I say something about shooting Gilbird? I think I did...

Rosepetal: Nope, not at all...

Pinkamena: When are you going to take that blindfold off.

Rosepetal: Not yet."

Prussia:*whispers to Rosepetal*thank you

"Scotland, I haven't seen anyone eat dog yet... I've seen some pretty R-rated pudding cups *cringe* but that's the weirdest I've seen."

Scotland:R-rated cupcakes, what the fuck? O.o

TayZay:so little Emae wanted to point out that in chapter 101 I out Denmark's laf when it was supposed to say Denmark's lap

Denmark:my laugh? I don't know why he'd be grinding around in my mouth, but that sounds painful...

TayZay:*glares at him*you just dirtied your own joke

Denmark:huh?*thinking back on what he just said*wha-goddammit!

America:*laughs*

TayZay:she just pointed out another error, but it's not as humiliating as the other one -_- and I know you guys warned me not to, and I already know what basically happens, but I'm gonna go watch Hetalia episode 23.5, so...laters! :D

Everyone else:*doing the Harlem Shake as everything slowly fades*

TayZay:will y'all get off the Harlem's dick? T_T