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Six Years After Michael and Mia Break Up…
Four Years After Mia Graduates From College…
Two Years Before Mia Is To Be Crowned Queen Of Genovia…
Grandmere had officially done it again. This time was worse than all the other times, however. This time she had gotten a deal with some big shot producer to shoot a reality show about MY love life… and it began tomorrow… Yes, this time she had really done it, no time to back out. At first, when she had thrust this on me at dinner (which, might I mention, was in a public restaurant), I had been furious. Fortunately, over the four years I had been living in Genovia with Grandmere, I had picked up a few tips on keeping my temper in check. I didn't completely loose my temper and start yelling but I did 'hiss' softly albeit harshly at her. For that alone, I was proud of myself. She even had the audacity to suggest that six years was enough time to get over him, the love of my life and best friend's brother, Michael Moskovitch. Just because we broke up 'to see other people and experience new things' did not mean that I was 'over him' nor did it mean that I'd ever be over him. I had given him my heart years ago and had yet to receive it back. However, Lily had also ganged up on me (why had I invited her anyway?) using her arsenal of guilt-trips and secret weapons that only a best friend (or soon to be ex-best friend) could know and use to coerce me into agreeing to this absolutely ridiculous reality show in which I'd be auctioning myself off to thirty strangers. In front of the whole world…
After Grandmere and Lily (mostly Lily) had gotten my reluctant acceptance, the producer of the show had been ushered in by one of our newer bodyguards whose name I have yet to remember. My jaw had nearly hit the floor when I saw just who Grandmere had gotten to agree to this outrageous… thing. Simon Geovani. "England's newest and brightest producer" according to the… oh I can't remember. It was some mayor magazine or newspaper that Lily insisted I read that had also featured an article about an intriguingly mysterious new band, Amour Caché, a couple young 'hot' actors and the usual scandals between the older celebrities. But I digress. I realized at that moment that Grandmere and Lily had been serious. I guess it hadn't really dawned on me until then or I was holding onto the slim chance that they might be joking or that I had forgotten that today was April Fool's day. He sat down next to Lily (who looked like she had died and gone to heaven) and began explaining the show to me.
He talked forever, gushing about how he was honored to have me star in a show of his and about how awesome this show would be. When he had finished talking, basically all he had said (that I really cared about) was that the thirty guys would be thirty young celebrities and I would be playing the role of an 'average Jane that turns out to be not-so-average.' The show would be held on a private island in Hawaii where I happened to have a 'small' mansion, that, supposedly, I was loaning to the producer for the show. I would still have my bodyguards whom the contestants would be told were for they're safety as well as my safety. Simon had also gone through the list of celebrities but due to my bad memory, I only remember that I had read about all of them in the magazines that Lily insisted that I read.
The only upside to this whole fiasco was that no one would know my true identity until I revealed it… however… Simon had insisted that I'd have to publicly reveal my identity on the TV at the end of the show…
hope this sounds interesting to you all... i haven't written a Princess Diaries Fanfic before... this is my first so please review and/or check out my other fics... esp if u like Harry potter...