I was bored, okay?
Character in this fanfic doesn't belong to me.
"GUMMY BEARS!" Yelled Alfred, who has gone completely insane.
"Is there a way to cure him, England-san?" Japan asked England.
"The way is MARSHMALLOWS!" Japan backed away from the (also insane) UK. Japan needed to talk to a sane nation.
Kiku arrives at Germany's house, and knocked. He hears yells and screams. Worried, the asian nation kicked the door down to see Germany, Prussia, Switzerland, Austria, and Hungary throwing a MASSIVE German sparkle party.
"SPARKLES!" Yelled Prussia. Confetti blasted everywhere. Japan spotted Italy and Liechtenstein also quite horrified, like him, and they sprinted towards the exit.
When they emerged, the trio looked as if they fell into a pool of sparkles (Italy and Liechtenstein actually have).
"Are they drunk?" Asked Japan.
The two other nations nodded.
"JAPAN-ARU!" China appeared, "COME WITH ME TO RAINBOW UNICORN LAND WHERE THE JELLY BEANS SHINE!"
Japan was dragged away by China, when Russia appeared.
"Become one, da." Japan shook his head as Russia came closer with his pipe of pain. He was still smiling.
"NUUUUUUUUU!"
Japan gasped and woke up. That was a weird and scary dream.
"GUMMY BEARS!" The cry was heard from outside.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The world now knows of Japan's pain.
END