Rise of Spike

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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The Dragon lands; barren, fiery, hazardous...only a crazy person would come here...or someone who has no choice...

"Man...why'd I have to come here?" Groaned spike the Dragon as he trudged through the wilderness.

All his life he'd been raised by Ponies, to have civilized pony values; value friendship, eat vegetarian, and wear clothes- actually that last part was only for him...apparently unlike the average Equestrian stallion(who could just retract it into their 'sheath' and out of sight...lucky B*******) certain parts of Spike's anatomy were more...'visible'(1)...

In any case, Spike had never seen another Dragon before, he only knew what he'd heard: that they were vile, savage and constantly waging war on each other and their neighbors(well they used to until Celestia put the fear of...well, HER into them).

So WHY you might ask is Spike wandering around by himself in this infernal land...?

Well, first of all he's not alone: His adoptive mother Twilight Sparkle was secretly keeping an eye on him invisible without his knowledge- She had to be careful though, Celestia had forbidden this for a reason: if caught, Twilight's presence will break the treaty and start a war...or WORSE Celestia will send her back to Magical Kindergarten as punishment for disobeying!

But we're getting off track; the reason Spike was here was because it was time for the 'Gauntlet' a rite of passage that most dragons must partake...This was signaled by glowing spikes and other weird anomalies in a young dragons body.

Spike, not wanting to leave his (mostly)peaceful home or go anywhere near his seemingly savage kind. Had lied and hidden these 'anomalies' the last 4 times it had happened around the same time the last four years...and each time it hurt a bit more. Fortunately Spike used pony magic to numb the pain and hide the effects...after a couple weeks mild discomfort he'd usually be fine...

Unfortunately, This year the pain had proven too much, none of the pony medicine- not even ZECORA's was enough to stop the pain! Wracked with agony he'd been forced to go to the hospital. Once alerted, Celestia forced Spike to attend the Gauntlet for the sake of his own health if nothing else. She would broker no argument.

Spike simply kept a watchful gaze on his surroundings...he briefly spotted a flash of blue scale...but after a moments uneventful vigil, he just kept cautiously walking to the unknown...

Twilight, meanwhile...tried not to be too worried though, Spike was a capable dragon. Plus he'd packed plenty of provisions. Really, there should be no-

"What have we here?!" And just like that, Murphy reared his ugly head...in the form of three dragons; Garble, Crackle, and Clump.

"Uh, oh." Whispers Twilight to herself as she prepares a spell just in case. Consequences be fracked, she was getting her son to safety!

Spike gulped. These dragons were bigger, beefier, and more intimidating then he could ever hope to be...worse, they were naked...the sight of their foot-long junk was REALLY disgusting to Spike...and maybe making him feel a bit inadequate...

Twilight was equally disgusted, had Dragons no shame?!

"Looks like we got a midget! Just in time too! We need a new ball!" Shouted Garble the apparent leader of the bunch, with a smirk. "Yeah, the old ball is just about broke!" Shouted Crackle as he crushed the 'ball' -I.E. a dragon Skull -with his bare claws.

Spike gulped, but he quickly dug through his backpack if he could just grab the right mystic talisman-

FWOOM!

The dragons breath fire on him, being a dragon himself Spike is unharmed...but all his gear, supplies and clothes are totaled...

Garble laughed, "What you really expected us to just sit around and wait for you to do whatever you were about to do? How stupid- He stopped mid-way in his sentence...for it was at that moment that Spike's clothes fell apart completely...embarrassed, Spike covered himself...but it's too late.

"BA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA" Laughed the three dragons, "Is that a minnow between your legs or are you just cold?" Mocked Garble as he laughed so hard, tears came from his eyes.

"M-My Newborn little brother is bigger then that!" Laughed Clump.

"I've picked things out of my nose bigger then that!" Taunted Crackle.

Spike's face was hot with both tears and humiliation...Twilight Meanwhile was caught in an internal struggle...between her Pinkie promise not to reveal herself unless Spike was about to get hurt(2) and her desire to say 'F**** it and whoop the jerks who were making her son cry!

But before she could do anything-

FWOOM!

GAH!

FWOOM!

OW!

FWOOM!

WHY!?

Spike took advantage of the three stooges laughing-induced incapacitation to aim for three very BIG obvious targets...from both hands and his mouth he spewed fire balls that utterly destroyed their genitals...they moaned on the ground in agony...

Spike laughed, "HA! I guess 'Bigger isn't better'!" He chuckles...

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Nearby a set of red eyes widen in disbelief...

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Spike gets control himself and quickly runs off, he knows their agony wouldn't last long and he needed to make tracks fas-

GOTCHA!

Spike screamed as Garble- unfortunately being strong enough to (somewhat)recover quicker then his two goons -had grabbed Spike by his tail and lifted him up as he panicked.

"That's it! I'm going to rip off your 'minnow' shove it down your throat with my fist while I shatter your teeth! Then I'm going to rip out your eyes, squeeze out their jelly, put it on toast and MAKE YOU EAT IT!"

Spike whimpered, that spell he'd cast had drained his admittedly minuscule magic reserves and now he was helpless. Garble laughed as he reached up to castrate him with his claws, "Heh, like any female would ever do anything but laugh at you with that useless 'little' thing." He mocked, causing Spike to tear up.

Twilight growled, that TORE IT! She was going to tear him apart so HARD that-

FWOOM!

Twilight blinked as Garble was hit with a mighty flame that MELTED his scales(3), and a blue blur snatched up Spike and flew away...

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Spike was panicking, one second, he was about to have his 'willie' ripped out, next his tormentor is screaming in pain and he's being grabbed and flown through the air at speeds that would impress even Rainbow Dash!

And now he's in a cave flat on his back...looking up at the sexiest thing he'd ever seen. It was a blue FEMALE dragon, her gender obvious with her exposed and rather large breasts and equally exposed 'womanhood' area...which he was currently getting a VERY close upside down view of it.

Spike...Spike could stare at it all day-

Princess Ember then snatched him up and shouted while shaking him back and forth shouting, "THAT THING WITH FIRE COMING OUT OF YOUR HANDS! TELL ME HOW YOU DID THAT NOW!"

Yeah...that last bit kinda killed the mood...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

(1): Spike is still a dragon...just a bit more Anthro though.

(2): She made it to a worried Pinkie who didn't want to see her hurt, but couldn't bring herself to stop Twilight from going after Spike, and couldn't go with her because this would be difficult enough with only ONE pony trying to conceal herself.

(3): something that was SUPPOSED to be impossible...save for the MIGHTIEST of dragons.

This story was inspired by Enclave2277

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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