Jingle Bells, Zalgo Smells!
Dashing through bloody snow
The Creepypasta way
Recalling tales of woe
And laughing all the way
Bells on hellhounds ring
Making dead spirits bright
What fun it is to kill and sing
A slaying song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, Zalgo smells
Masky layed an egg
Clockwork's eye made Sally cry
And Laughing Jack LOL-ed all day
Jingle bells, Zalgo smells
Eyeless ate my leg
I rushed and ran from Slenderman
and the Rake took me down a peg
One scary night ago
I cowered and I cried
Cuz Jeff left a bloody corpse
Laying by my side
I tried to get away
Avoid the gory fray
Lost in the fog, then Smile Dog
Bit me in the backside
Oh, jingle bells, Zalgo smells
Masky layed an egg
Clockwork's eye made Sally cry
And Laughing Jack LOL-ed all day
Jingle bells, Zalgo smells
Eyeless ate my leg
I rushed and ran from Slenderman
and the Rake took me down a peg
Oh, jingle bells, Zalgo smells
BEN DROWNED looks like an elf
Ticci Toby through his axes at me
And Wide-mouth s*** himself!
Jingle bells, Zalgo smells
These deaths look like foul play
I cannot wait to celebrate
This Creepy Christmas day!