Disclaimer Monkey - Ok this is my first story so I hope this is good. I
don't own anything in this story except for Nall-neko, Sboarder, Seriyu,
and Baka-Sama. I hope you enjoy.
**A person with short black hair, black shirt, pants on, and a person wearing a long sleeved blue hoodie, glasses, and shaved head. They walk up to a person wearing blue jeans and a black shirt. He is lying on the ground and working under what looks like a van. **
Person #1- Seriyu, what are you doing? I thought you were going to meet us at Sboarder's house?
Person #2- Yea, man what took you?
**Seriyu rolls out from under the "van" and looks up even after working under the car he doesn't seem that dirty.**
Seriyu- Nall-neko I was just about to finish my new invention. With it we can go to any anime world that has been made. Ha ha, it's called the Multi- Anime Dimensional Transporter or the MAD-T for short**anime laugh**. I was just about to start it up and go somewhere.
Sboarder- MAD-T!? That is the dumbest name I ever heard of. Come on for once don't think of something so stupid you.you.baka!
**As Sboarder said that Seriyu pushes some buttons and when the word baka was said a figure some what similar to Seriyu appears behind Sboarder and laughs. **
"Seriyu"- Yo, what up shorty?
** Sboarder and Nall-neko look at the second Seriyu and begin to scream at the site of two Seriyus, but then Seriyu turns around and slaps his head, but other than that he doesn't seem all too phased at his "clone".**
Seriyu- God, Sboarder you just had to say it?! You just had to wake him up, now he will never be put asleep and we are all doomed!!! Game over man! Game over!
"Seriyu"- Hehe, Aliens. What a good movie. Oh by the way, my name is**gets in a Superman pose as fireworks blast off behind him and the sound of an angelic choir are heard. **BAKA-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Seriyu slaps his head as Nall-neko and Sboarder look dumbfounded. **
Seriyu- **pulls out a set of keys and throws them past Baka-sama and lets out a little grin as Baka-sama runs after them like a kid.** Ok, now that the idiot is gone for awhile what questions do you have about the MAD-T? Nall-neko- Yea, I got a question. What the hell does it do? I mean where exactly were you going to go with it?
Seriyu- I can go to any anime world ever made by one of two ways. One of them is putting in an anime DVD or tape depending on what we got, and we can go there. The second way is to go at random anywhere in the anime universe. Of course it's all in experimental so I don't know how well it works also I feel there are some problems. But then where's the fun if there weren't some problems**begins to have an evil laugh but stops when his stupid self comes back**
**Nall-neko and Sboarder get evil grins and then look at each other**
Nall-neko/Sboarder- Any place?
Nall-neko- That would kick ass, because I always wanted to go meet the cat people of Escaflowne**begins to drool and then fades out into his own little world**
Seriyu- God what is it with you and cat girls? God, between you and cats, and Sboarder and long sleeved hoodies...
SB-Someone say long sleeve hoodies?!**gets excited and looks around** Where are the hoodies??? _
Seriyu- THERE ARE NO HOODIES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**coughs and goes back to normal** Now as I was saying, yes we can go anywhere, I was just about to get the machine ready to go to Gunsmoke, but you two just had to get here and wake this bastard up**points to Baka-Sama as he just looks and grins**
**Seriyu jumps in and before he can get the MAD-T started Nall-neko, Sboarder, and Baka-Sama jump in much to Seriyu's dismay.**
Seriyu-God can't I go anywhere with out you two following me?
Baka-Sama- Hey don't forget about me!
Seriyu- You don't count. You've always been a part of me. It's just now you have a body of your own. So sit down and shut up. Next stop the planet Gunsmoke.
**Seriyu starts up the MAD-T and a pushes a button and a vortex appears under the van as the Trigun DVD starts to spin and vaporize. The van drops through the portal and lands in the middle of a desert town. Seriyu and co. hop out and looks around. Nall-neko notices a small black figure on the ground and stares at it smiling.**
Seriyu- Ow. Did we make it?
Baka-sama- Lets ride again.
Nall-neko-^_^!!!!!!!!!!
Sboarder- There better be some hoodies here.
SBF- Nyaoo??**looks at the four confused people**
Nall-neko- It's a CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAA A CAT! A CAT!!!**grabs the cat and begins to dance around like a moron**
**Seriyu just ignores Nall-neko as he looks around and notices a man in red with tall blond hair and has two women following him. One of the women is short with short black hair and dressed in white with a white poncho like thing over her. The tall woman with brown hair follows her. A grin goes over his face as he walks toward them leaving the others to their own thing**
Tall woman- Why don't you just admit it Meryl, you are worried about him.
Meryl- Shut up Millie. I am not worried about him, he just happens to be going to same way as us.
Seriyu- Or you love him and you don't want to admit it.
**All three of them stop and Meryl and Millie just look at him as the blond haired man turns around and looks at him.**
Seriyu- Now that I got your attention. Vash you're coming with me, now. **pulls out a tranquilizer gun and shoots the blond haired man, as Meryl and Millie just look dumbfounded. ** I knew you would see it my way.
Meryl-**looks at Seriyu** What did you do to him!?
**Seriyu walks over to the unconscious Vash and picks him up and throws him over his shoulder. He walks back towards the MAD-T and throws him in. Sboarder and Baka-Sama look at him as Nall-neko continues to dance like an idiot. **
Sboarder- That's all you were going to do!? I mean you built this thing just so that you could kidnap an anime character? I mean that is stupid.
Seriyu- Well what do you expect. I need someone to hurt my enemies. And who better then Vash? Besides now that we came here we can always come back.
**Seriyu walks over to Nall-neko and kicks him in the groin and laughs as the black cat runs away. Seriyu then drags Nall-neko back to the MAD-T and throws him in and goes back to the real world with a sleeping Vash in the back. **
**As they travel back to the real world Sboarder begins to talk**
Sboarder- Um, now that he is out of his world what is going to happen to him? I mean on Gunsmoke he flowed with what he knew. I mean in the real world he will become aware of the fact that he is not real and the fact that everyone he knew was not real. Who knows what will happen when he finds out Rem doesn't even exist. In case you didn't notice Rem was the reason Vash was good.
Seriyu-**grin** You know I never thought of that but like I had said earlier where's the fun if there were no problems. ** begins to laugh **
Sboarder/Nall-neko- 0_0!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baka-Sama- **hits his head against the glass and laughs** @_@
**Vash stirs slightly**
Seriyu- Good he's beginning to wake up. When we get home I think we need to tell him that he is nothing but the figment of some man's imagination.
Baka-Sama- I will!!!!!!!!! Come on let me do it.
**Sboarder hits Baka-sama over the head with a baseball bat that was under the seat**
Baka-Sama- Ouch, what I do?
Sboarder- Nothing I just felt like hitting someone.
**Seriyu, Nall-neko, and Sboarder all laugh as Baka-sama rubs his head as the MAD-T lands back where they took off from. Seriyu gets out and drags Vash out of the van and takes him in, as the other three follow him**
THE NEXT DAY
**Seriyu, Nall-neko, and Sboarder all sit across from a tied up Vash the Stampede**
Vash-Ok what the hell is going on here!? Who the hell are you three!? Where the hell are the insurance girls!? **Looks directly at Seriyu** What the @#%# did you do to you me? You @#@#$, @#$#@, @@%@!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**All three of them are stunned as Vash begins to curse and acts very much not like himself**
Seriyu- **laughs**This is fantastic. This must be what happens when you take an anime character out of their world. I never expected this.
Sboarder/Nall-neko- WHAT!????
Sboarder- You brought a gun toting psycho to our world.
Seriyu- That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I brought a near immortal gun toting psycho into our world. **laughs**
Sboarder- That's worse you idiot. How are we to keep him in line?
Seriyu- Don't worry** takes out a box of doughnuts** I got it covered. Vash, want a doughnut. I will give the box if you promise to behave.
**Vash calms down at the smell of the glazed doughnuts and shakes his head yes. Seriyu pushes the box over to Vash and uncuts the ropes**
Vash- Thanks.
**Vash begins to eat the doughnuts as Seriyu gets up and walks around with a confused look on his face**
Seriyu- Hey Sboarder, Nall-neko you guys haven't seen Baka-sama around have you?
Nall-neko- Yea I saw him take the MAD-T. He said something about it needing to be washed.
Seriyu- 0_0!!!!!!!!!! HE DID WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? The MAD-T is had Wash only!!! Oh god, if he gets wax on it I am going to be so pissed off at him I might just have Vash kill him.
Vash- Let me do it anyway.
**And with that Baka-Sama pulls up with sunglasses over his eyes, baseball cap on backwards, with the windows down Linkin Park blasting over the speakers. He pulls into the driveway and hops out looking at himself in the shine of the freshly waxed MAD-T. Duh-duh-dummmmm!!!!!!!! Seriyu watches this and tackles Baka-Sama and begins to slap him in the face**
Seriyu- You idiot!!!!! Now cause of you we can-t go directly back to Gunsmoke.
Baka-Sama- So what, now the MAD-T kicks ass in style.
**Seriyu gets up and motions for Vash to shoot Baka-sama**
Seriyu- Just shoot to wound. I don't want any dead bodies stinking up the place.
Vash- Awww man just to wound? Oh well, as long as I get to shoot someone.
**A person with short black hair, black shirt, pants on, and a person wearing a long sleeved blue hoodie, glasses, and shaved head. They walk up to a person wearing blue jeans and a black shirt. He is lying on the ground and working under what looks like a van. **
Person #1- Seriyu, what are you doing? I thought you were going to meet us at Sboarder's house?
Person #2- Yea, man what took you?
**Seriyu rolls out from under the "van" and looks up even after working under the car he doesn't seem that dirty.**
Seriyu- Nall-neko I was just about to finish my new invention. With it we can go to any anime world that has been made. Ha ha, it's called the Multi- Anime Dimensional Transporter or the MAD-T for short**anime laugh**. I was just about to start it up and go somewhere.
Sboarder- MAD-T!? That is the dumbest name I ever heard of. Come on for once don't think of something so stupid you.you.baka!
**As Sboarder said that Seriyu pushes some buttons and when the word baka was said a figure some what similar to Seriyu appears behind Sboarder and laughs. **
"Seriyu"- Yo, what up shorty?
** Sboarder and Nall-neko look at the second Seriyu and begin to scream at the site of two Seriyus, but then Seriyu turns around and slaps his head, but other than that he doesn't seem all too phased at his "clone".**
Seriyu- God, Sboarder you just had to say it?! You just had to wake him up, now he will never be put asleep and we are all doomed!!! Game over man! Game over!
"Seriyu"- Hehe, Aliens. What a good movie. Oh by the way, my name is**gets in a Superman pose as fireworks blast off behind him and the sound of an angelic choir are heard. **BAKA-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Seriyu slaps his head as Nall-neko and Sboarder look dumbfounded. **
Seriyu- **pulls out a set of keys and throws them past Baka-sama and lets out a little grin as Baka-sama runs after them like a kid.** Ok, now that the idiot is gone for awhile what questions do you have about the MAD-T? Nall-neko- Yea, I got a question. What the hell does it do? I mean where exactly were you going to go with it?
Seriyu- I can go to any anime world ever made by one of two ways. One of them is putting in an anime DVD or tape depending on what we got, and we can go there. The second way is to go at random anywhere in the anime universe. Of course it's all in experimental so I don't know how well it works also I feel there are some problems. But then where's the fun if there weren't some problems**begins to have an evil laugh but stops when his stupid self comes back**
**Nall-neko and Sboarder get evil grins and then look at each other**
Nall-neko/Sboarder- Any place?
Nall-neko- That would kick ass, because I always wanted to go meet the cat people of Escaflowne**begins to drool and then fades out into his own little world**
Seriyu- God what is it with you and cat girls? God, between you and cats, and Sboarder and long sleeved hoodies...
SB-Someone say long sleeve hoodies?!**gets excited and looks around** Where are the hoodies??? _
Seriyu- THERE ARE NO HOODIES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**coughs and goes back to normal** Now as I was saying, yes we can go anywhere, I was just about to get the machine ready to go to Gunsmoke, but you two just had to get here and wake this bastard up**points to Baka-Sama as he just looks and grins**
**Seriyu jumps in and before he can get the MAD-T started Nall-neko, Sboarder, and Baka-Sama jump in much to Seriyu's dismay.**
Seriyu-God can't I go anywhere with out you two following me?
Baka-Sama- Hey don't forget about me!
Seriyu- You don't count. You've always been a part of me. It's just now you have a body of your own. So sit down and shut up. Next stop the planet Gunsmoke.
**Seriyu starts up the MAD-T and a pushes a button and a vortex appears under the van as the Trigun DVD starts to spin and vaporize. The van drops through the portal and lands in the middle of a desert town. Seriyu and co. hop out and looks around. Nall-neko notices a small black figure on the ground and stares at it smiling.**
Seriyu- Ow. Did we make it?
Baka-sama- Lets ride again.
Nall-neko-^_^!!!!!!!!!!
Sboarder- There better be some hoodies here.
SBF- Nyaoo??**looks at the four confused people**
Nall-neko- It's a CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAA A CAT! A CAT!!!**grabs the cat and begins to dance around like a moron**
**Seriyu just ignores Nall-neko as he looks around and notices a man in red with tall blond hair and has two women following him. One of the women is short with short black hair and dressed in white with a white poncho like thing over her. The tall woman with brown hair follows her. A grin goes over his face as he walks toward them leaving the others to their own thing**
Tall woman- Why don't you just admit it Meryl, you are worried about him.
Meryl- Shut up Millie. I am not worried about him, he just happens to be going to same way as us.
Seriyu- Or you love him and you don't want to admit it.
**All three of them stop and Meryl and Millie just look at him as the blond haired man turns around and looks at him.**
Seriyu- Now that I got your attention. Vash you're coming with me, now. **pulls out a tranquilizer gun and shoots the blond haired man, as Meryl and Millie just look dumbfounded. ** I knew you would see it my way.
Meryl-**looks at Seriyu** What did you do to him!?
**Seriyu walks over to the unconscious Vash and picks him up and throws him over his shoulder. He walks back towards the MAD-T and throws him in. Sboarder and Baka-Sama look at him as Nall-neko continues to dance like an idiot. **
Sboarder- That's all you were going to do!? I mean you built this thing just so that you could kidnap an anime character? I mean that is stupid.
Seriyu- Well what do you expect. I need someone to hurt my enemies. And who better then Vash? Besides now that we came here we can always come back.
**Seriyu walks over to Nall-neko and kicks him in the groin and laughs as the black cat runs away. Seriyu then drags Nall-neko back to the MAD-T and throws him in and goes back to the real world with a sleeping Vash in the back. **
**As they travel back to the real world Sboarder begins to talk**
Sboarder- Um, now that he is out of his world what is going to happen to him? I mean on Gunsmoke he flowed with what he knew. I mean in the real world he will become aware of the fact that he is not real and the fact that everyone he knew was not real. Who knows what will happen when he finds out Rem doesn't even exist. In case you didn't notice Rem was the reason Vash was good.
Seriyu-**grin** You know I never thought of that but like I had said earlier where's the fun if there were no problems. ** begins to laugh **
Sboarder/Nall-neko- 0_0!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baka-Sama- **hits his head against the glass and laughs** @_@
**Vash stirs slightly**
Seriyu- Good he's beginning to wake up. When we get home I think we need to tell him that he is nothing but the figment of some man's imagination.
Baka-Sama- I will!!!!!!!!! Come on let me do it.
**Sboarder hits Baka-sama over the head with a baseball bat that was under the seat**
Baka-Sama- Ouch, what I do?
Sboarder- Nothing I just felt like hitting someone.
**Seriyu, Nall-neko, and Sboarder all laugh as Baka-sama rubs his head as the MAD-T lands back where they took off from. Seriyu gets out and drags Vash out of the van and takes him in, as the other three follow him**
THE NEXT DAY
**Seriyu, Nall-neko, and Sboarder all sit across from a tied up Vash the Stampede**
Vash-Ok what the hell is going on here!? Who the hell are you three!? Where the hell are the insurance girls!? **Looks directly at Seriyu** What the @#%# did you do to you me? You @#@#$, @#$#@, @@%@!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**All three of them are stunned as Vash begins to curse and acts very much not like himself**
Seriyu- **laughs**This is fantastic. This must be what happens when you take an anime character out of their world. I never expected this.
Sboarder/Nall-neko- WHAT!????
Sboarder- You brought a gun toting psycho to our world.
Seriyu- That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. I brought a near immortal gun toting psycho into our world. **laughs**
Sboarder- That's worse you idiot. How are we to keep him in line?
Seriyu- Don't worry** takes out a box of doughnuts** I got it covered. Vash, want a doughnut. I will give the box if you promise to behave.
**Vash calms down at the smell of the glazed doughnuts and shakes his head yes. Seriyu pushes the box over to Vash and uncuts the ropes**
Vash- Thanks.
**Vash begins to eat the doughnuts as Seriyu gets up and walks around with a confused look on his face**
Seriyu- Hey Sboarder, Nall-neko you guys haven't seen Baka-sama around have you?
Nall-neko- Yea I saw him take the MAD-T. He said something about it needing to be washed.
Seriyu- 0_0!!!!!!!!!! HE DID WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? The MAD-T is had Wash only!!! Oh god, if he gets wax on it I am going to be so pissed off at him I might just have Vash kill him.
Vash- Let me do it anyway.
**And with that Baka-Sama pulls up with sunglasses over his eyes, baseball cap on backwards, with the windows down Linkin Park blasting over the speakers. He pulls into the driveway and hops out looking at himself in the shine of the freshly waxed MAD-T. Duh-duh-dummmmm!!!!!!!! Seriyu watches this and tackles Baka-Sama and begins to slap him in the face**
Seriyu- You idiot!!!!! Now cause of you we can-t go directly back to Gunsmoke.
Baka-Sama- So what, now the MAD-T kicks ass in style.
**Seriyu gets up and motions for Vash to shoot Baka-sama**
Seriyu- Just shoot to wound. I don't want any dead bodies stinking up the place.
Vash- Awww man just to wound? Oh well, as long as I get to shoot someone.