For the last few days I was thinking what to write about, and then all of a sudden (((this is no joke))) my cat came in and licked my Naruto poster on my side table and I was inspired.

Also, Deadly Shadows, Broken Whispers is having some trouble. I'm so far along and now I have writers block so read the last chapter I put up and please give me ideas!!!!

-Melson Wheels

"Time for your check up Kakashi Hatake!"

Kakashi slammed the door into the singing person's face that rudely awoke his perfect dream. Rubbing his eyes he stopped dead in his tracks.

"Wait a minute, was that?" He ran back over to the door and opening it slowly he peered out the crack. "Tsunade…eh…sorry about that," the door now all the way open.

"Nice pajama's Hatake," Tsunade said holding back a laugh. Kakashi was in his heart boxers which he never ever wore in public (((only for P.J.'s, I swear))) and a shirt with a picture of dancing sushi on it. This special shirt he received from Naruto for a very late Christmas present, but really, he looked ridiculous with his mask on backwards and his hair all messy.

"Um…what do you need again?" Kakashi closed the door so only his head could get through.

"It's exactly eleven in the afternoon, and you were scheduled for a physical today, so come on let's go!"

"Usually Tsunade," Kakashi smiled, "any other day, I would do what I was told, but you see, I'm a little busy now and well…"

"Well what? Busy sleeping or busy, busy as in busy…" Tsunade asked placing her hands on her hips and amusement in her voice at Kakashi's behavior.

"Okay, I'm not busy, but I just woke up."

"And let me guess, you need to take a shower and brush your teeth and eat breakfast?"

"Well, yeah…I do."

"Okay, then hurry up."

"Thank you." Kakashi slammed the door behind him and leaned against it. He hated physicals; especially this particular one where you were checked on performance. Kakashi got home late last night from a rough mission and was in no shape to perform numerous jutsus in front of what was basically a judge panel. He had no choice, so dragging his feet along the floor he took his shower, brushed his teeth, got dressed and skipped breakfast.

Walking into his bedroom, which happened to be the entrance of his room, he found Tsunade sitting on his unmade bed. "Ready to go?"

Yawning Kakashi gave a lazy 'yes' and walked out the door. Walking down the hall of his apartment complex he received a number of giggles and snorts from shinobi and citizens. "Tsunade, is it me or is everyone laughing at me?"

"Oh it's you alright," Tsunade let out a laugh herself.

Kakashi felt something missing all of a sudden. Looking down he turned bright red. "My…p-pants! Tsunade, you could've told me." Kakashi disappeared and reappeared with a pair of pants on this time.

"I think you're finally ready Kakashi." Tsunade and Kakashi walked the rest of the trip in silence until finally they entered a large room where Shizune, Jaraiya, Sakura and Tsunade herself were all seated. "Kakashi Hatake…age 36…blood type O…" Kakashi hated this part. All those damn statistics! It took forever to go over these things. First you read them, and then revise them, then after all that read them all over again. It was a waste of his time.

"Okay, Kakashi," Shizune placed down her medical chart. "We're going to have you perform some jutsus for us." She then followed with the procedures he was to observe during this part of his check up.

1.) Make sure that your jutsus do not break any walls, floors or any part of the building.

2.) Before you do perform a jutsu, make sure you tell the observers first by saying, "Here goes!"

3.) If you are unable to perform said jutsu, tell us and we'll give something else.

Kakashi knew over 1000 jutsus perfectly, and had gained his version of the mangekyo sharingan, what could go wrong? A lot of things could go wrong…

What Kakashi didn't realize was that he was very very tired. Sure his eyes were drooping, and he was yawning like there was no tomorrow, but he seemed to have forgotten he walked out of his apartment without any pants, and you have to be very very tired to do that.

"Okay Kakashi," it was Sakura's turn. "We will now start with the jutsus. Your first jutsu will be a Bunshin no Jutsu."

"Here goes," Kakashi produced a shadow clone. There was some mumbling between the judges and all Kakashi could do is stand there, roll his eyes, and feel like a stupid performing monkey.

"Next," Sakura looked up. "Give us a Narakumi no Jutsu."

Kakashi smiled at this one. Once before he had gotten Sakura with this technique, and he had attempted to freak her out with it again many years ago, but he decided showing Sasuke near death would not be a good idea, so he used himself instead.

"Here goes," and there he was, bleeding and dying. It sent a shiver up and down everyone's spine and the judges immediately released it.

"Well, looks like you don't have any trouble with that," Shizune commented.

"Yeah, well," Kakashi said in a friendly tone, but really inside he was dying of boredom.

"Okay, now how about Kuchiyose no Jutsu?" Sakura politely asked, but also demanded.

"Here goes," Kakashi summoned what every person at that table expected to see. "Hey Pakkun."

"Kakashi, why am I…oh I see, your check up," Pakkun laughed.

"Yeah, you can go now," Kakashi waved goodbye and Pakkun disappeared.

"Okay, Kakashi," Jiraiya folded his hand and set them on the table. "Let's see that sharingan of yours."

Kakashi then had to go through the testing of the sharingan. Tsunade stood in the front of the desk making jutsus while Kakashi just copied them and well, gained one or two new techniques. When Tsunade sat down again she wrote something down on her chart and started to talk to Kakashi, but he wasn't really listening.

He was in a sleepy stare…he did not care what was going on…all he cared about was his fantasy…his daydream…his…his…

"KAKASHI!"

"W-what!" Kakashi snapped out of his daze and stood alert.

"Don't fall asleep on us now. We were calling you for at least a whole minute now snap too!" Tsunade barked.

"Yes Lord Hokage ma'am," Kakashi said with a bit of sarcasm that thankfully nobody picked up. He also snapped his fingers with caught Jiraiya's attention and made him shake his head approvingly.

"As I was saying," Tsunade cleared her throat, "We can't have you do your chidori here, so to end this thing up, give us a transformation jutsu." She brought up a black cat and placed it on the table. "Transform into this please."

Of all things, a cat… Kakashi held no grudge against cats, he actually loved cats, but he hated transforming into animals. "Here goes," Kakashi was no longer man, but male black cat!

"Good, now transform back," Jiraiya said.

Kakashi tried to, but couldn't. Uh-oh…

"You can transform back now Kakashi," Shizune smiled.

Kakashi tried to again. Alright, this is not good…

"Kakashi, did you here us?" Tsunade raised her voice.

Kakashi frantically tried once more. Dammit…okay…transform! Still he remained the same. Maybe if I lower my chakra flow. Kakashi tried, but to no avail. Don't tell me I'm stuck like this?

"Kakashi, can you not transform back?" Sakura took the black cat on the table and gave it to the assistant standing by.

Kakashi opened his mouth to say he could not but only meowed. I can't talk either? What the hell!!!

"I don't think he can, come over here Kakashi," Sakura took out an orange bag.

Kakashi jumped up onto the table but a little wobbly since he wasn't used to walking on all fours. "Meow," Kakashi sat down.

"Kakashi, you're going to have to spend the night with me. It seems you're stuck in a transformation jutsu. This has happened before so don't worry. Tsunade is going to create a special serum to change you back. For now, hop in." Sakura spread the orange bag open, and Kakashi jumped in but not before glaring at her with his red and yellow cat eyes.

Great, Kakashi thought to himself.

"I don't know if I want to change him back," Tsunade said, "he makes a very cute kitty."

"Meow!" Kakashi 'said' in aggravation. Jiraiya, Shizune and Tsunade all laughed at this. Sakura herself couldn't help but giggle at the utter adorableness of her transformed former sensei.

"Aw, who's the cute little kitty cat," Jiraiya bent over to the bag to where Kakashi's head was sticking out.

Kakashi, if still human would have the biggest frustration mark known to mankind. Somebody make this guy shut up! Realizing that he now had the upper paw, Kakashi unleashed his claws and hit Jiraiya across the face.

"Okay, I guess I deserved that…" Jiraiya said rubbing his new imprinted claw mark.

"Meow."

"Alright, Kakashi hang on." Sakura slung the bag on her shoulder making Kakashi stumble inside of it.

"Meow!" Hey watch it!

"Sorry," Sakura looked in to see Kakashi looking up at her. Kakashi saw that this fall only resulted into his more being cute and stood back up in the bag.

I only have to put up with this for today, and then I'll be back to normal…I mean what could go wrong. Sakura's a medical ninja and knows what she's doing. What Kakashi didn't realize was that everything could go wrong.

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