DISCLAIMER: I do not (unfortunately) own the Twilight series or AIM. (Or Edward Cullen sob)
AIM Usernames
-vampiregirl - : Bella
theinnocentkiller : Edward
can'ttouchthis: Emmet
0shoppingspree0: Alice
soldierboy: Jasper
deathroses: Rosalie
thedesperatehousewife: Esme
DoctorC: Carlisle
fistsoffury: Charlie
singleandlovnit: Jacob
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theinnocentkiller has signed on
can'ttouchthis has signed on
soldierboy has signed on
can'ttouchthis: Edward?
theinnocentkiller: Yes Emmet?
can'ttouchthis: I gots a question
theinnocentkiller: And what might that be?
can'ttouchthis: How can you be innocent and a killer at the same time?
theinnocentkiller: Why does it matter?
can'ttouchthis: Well what if a physcopath was on here? What if he decided to kill someone because he thought it would be OK to kill someone because you said it would be OK to kill someone because killing someone at the same time would be a crime but he could still kill sed person because he would be an 'innocent' killer and he would kill someone and then he would be put in jail and he when he got out he make his lifelong goal to kill you because you said it was OK to kill someone?
soldierboy: That was a mouthful
theinnocentkiller: Shut up Jasper. And Emmet, just….just shut up OK?
can'ttouchthis: OK but if you get murdered in your sleep don't tell me I didn't warn ya.
-vampiregirl- has signed on
-vampiregirl- Hey Edward!
theinnocentkiller: Hello Bella. Still in one piece I hope
-vampiregirl-: puffs out chest angrily Very funny Eddy.
can'ttouchthis: LOLZ. Eddy!
theinnocentkiller: Shut it Emmet. You don't even know what that stands for!
can'touchthis: Yes I do! It stands for Limbo, umm, Out, umm hang on….
theinnocentkiller: my point exactly
soldierboy: Have you seen Alice, Bella? I haven't heard from her all day.
-vampiregirl-: Unfortunately yes
soldierboy: Uh-oh what did she do this time?
-vampiregirl-: shudders you don't want to know
soldierboy: do you know where she is now?
-vampiregirl-: nope
soldierboy: hmmm. darn I had a surprise for her.
-vampiregirl-: what is it?
soldierboy: Oh you'll see
theinnocentkiller: Jasper I can see what you're thinking, stop thinking that.
soldierboy: Sorry
thedesperatehousewife has signed on
-vampiregirl-: Esme? Why are you on?
thedesperatehousewife: I,um, oh well…..Boys! dinner!
theinnocentkiller has signed off
can'ttouchthis has signed off
soldierboy has signed off
thedesperatehousewife has signed off
-vampiregirl-: umm guys? I'm still here!
-vampiregirl-: How rude! Edward didn't even say goodbye before he went to dinner!pouts I wonder what they're having……
-vampiregirl-: Wait! Vampires don't eat! Stupid vampires left me here!
-vampiregirl- has signed off
A/N: Sorry, it probably wasn't too good….. And if you have any screen name suggestions please tell me! I can change 'em. Although I do like Emmet's screen name…..