Draco and Harry MPreg in a Nutshell
By the Writers at Random Twitching Ink Inc.
Once upon a time there were two mortal enemies...
Draco: I hate you.
Harry: I hate you, too.
Draco: Let's have hot gay sex.
Harry: No.
Draco: Yes.
Harry: But… I don't… Want to…
Draco: Well that's ok. I'll just molest you until you change your mind.
Harry: No, wait, but—
Draco: ♫I'm mo-olesting you…♫
Harry: But…
Draco: MOLESTING!!
Harry: Here's a crazy idea – let's have hot gay sex!
Draco: Gee, why didn't I think of that?
And so they have hot gay sex. Lot's of it. One day, Harry's just all like…Harry: So… I'm completely preggers…
Draco: That's HILARIOUS!
Harry: I don't think this is such a good idea. Maybe we could-
Draco: I'm going to do everything in my power to prevent you from having an abortion, despite the fact that I loathe your inner core.
Harry: But…
Draco: Don't make me call Daddy!
Harry: But Malfoy, I don't wanna have a baby!
Draco: Sucks for you.
And then there's a long and painfull pregnancy. Tune in next time to hear Harry say,
Harry: I WANT PICKLES AND PEANUT BUTTER!!!