Authors note:

Hi guys! Been very long since my last story (and it was a load of rubbish, sorry guys I posted it because I was in a bad mood)

Anyway, READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE AND GET A FREE COOKIE!

Disclaimer: I do not own fop, or its characters, Mr Hartman does because he's a genius!

Cosmo sat down at the table; it had been a long night. Everyday now Wanda cried, all he was doing was telling her that she was big; he was doing her a favour, right? Wrong! He was always taunting her, looking at other woman, calling her ugly. Wanda left that night; said she needed some time to think, but she had all the time in the world, why would she want the leave the house, just to think? Cosmo shrugged his shoulders; his stupidity got the best of him sometimes. As Wanda found out.

He got up and looked at the mail box through the window; the post man was having trouble opening it because Phillip the nickel had wedged himself in the hinge, Cosmo chuckled to himself and poofed outside to get the mail from the red faced mailman. TheLetter was addressed to Cosmo, he opened it and read:-

Dear, Cosmo

Your wife has been kidnapped. I have got her, you must solve this riddle to find out her location:-

I'm a small island, with lots of tea. I love to have fish "n" chips by the sea!

Second by second, your wife is slowly being tortured!

From,

Mr.?

Cosmo read- and re-read the letter again, then looked at the riddle again

"I'm a small island, with lots of tea, I love to eat fish and chips by the sea?" Cosmo read out load. "Uh? Is it Japan?" he said stupidly

Anti-Cosmo looked down at his tea; he was waiting for Anti-Wanda to come back from the shop, it was her first time going there, Anti-Cosmo taught her the way to get there, she said that she knew the way and that she'd be home soon, he started to worry, so he went to the mailbox too see what dreaded bills he got today.

All but one letter was not a bill, it was addressed to him, it read the same riddle; he rolled his eyes.

"What do they take me for? I'm not an idiot! It's Britain of course!" He chuckled, and reached for his waistcoat, not realising how long this day is going to be.

Authors note #2

Like it? I need to improve on something? Give me a review and I'll give you a cookie!

Press that blue button!