CHAPTEr 1: THE RAISE OF SHADromace
My nam Shardomacer an I get go to da Nackeleback consert! It take a limo to the stadeum and in go to there quick! But wait… too many hott gurlsz! So we all go in together! Then the time for Nackleback to play music while in front row! THEY ROK SOOOOOO HARDE! I moshing to them but then greeg fall down and breaked his legs! So he go into hospital van to be in casts and all the ghot gurlz likes me instead! But after show there is VIP tockets and I tak them! The nackebacke guy say "Sadromanser, you are best guitar player, come join band! So I do!"……….
It's battele of bands agenst Lincoln Park, but I no they wont win cause we beter….
CHApter: 2 NO MORE GREG,,, MORE GREGG????
Practice in nacelpack garbage band garbage where VAN is not park nackebas Guy slip on oil slip and heart his bran with a conchushion!!!!!!
"shADROMABSER take my gotar and rocCK. YOU CAN!!!
Thart night team say naklebak perform concerto n front of all hot goth gurlz with many tets with
"GET READY FOR THE STOW!! IT'S…..NACKLEBACK AND THE HARDROMANCER!!!!"
ALL GIRLS CHER and tets bonke pop and downw]
We play song "AOAOAOA" ft santa but instead of santa it was….. NACKLEBACK GUY WHO WAS HEAL!!! Him bandage look spogetty but he say "HEYYY IM ROCKSTAR" and he wonk
AOA SONG rock nackleback guy play santa gotar like THE REL SANTA and ALL GOTH GURLZ CHER… but THeN NEXT BADN SAY ON SPAKERS….
…….IT IS LINGER PARK FEATURING……………………….. GERG!!!!!!!
Chater 3: Dragoon come in th nite!
Gregge play gitar and singing with Link Pork but girlz don't chear for him like so mutch cuz he not too good but they clappe to being nice! I feel bad for Garg so I clapping too ut then…… THE LITES GLOING OUT! Everyone screams but then we hear the wings of massove dragon it silver and blach! It fly over are heads and nackcback guy grabbe my arm say: Shendomancer, you are only hope cuz CHOSEN ONE! Use my guitar! So I kill dragoon with guitar whileplay it too! Gurls tak off dress cuz it so hot when I sleigh dragoon and the guy with the mikerfone says the winner "IS NACKBAKE annnnnnd THE SHADRoMACE!
THE END FUCK U GREGG