Hello! This is my second fic so be nice! Rules are don't like don't read…..
SORRY about any bad grammar I'm not the best writer :-[ please review !
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Oh yes this fic is about the texting life of Sherlock Holmes!
Texts between and at 10.34am 6th January .
Bored- SH
So?- JW
Can you pass me a pen?- SH
No I'm at work, get one your self …-JW
John I'm bored-SH
SHERLOCK I HAVE A PATIENT GET LOST-JW
I cant get lost, I am no where near you so it is THEORETICALLY impossible -SH
Sorry I forgot about that - JW
You aren't very fluent in sarcasm XX- SH
DAMN YOU!- JW
Love you too john -SH
BYE- SH
Texts between and Lestrade at 10.38am 6th January
Any cases-SH
Non that will interest, why?- L
Bored - SH
AHHH - L
Any not exiting cases but ok ones, not like butlers killing their masters but real crime? - SH
Erm, Sherlock murder is a real crime?- L
Butlers have an excuse they are treated like shit, I should know- SH
How?- L
Family- SH
Ok - L
Bye - L
Bored- SH
Texts between and mrs Hudson at 10.53am 6th January
Sherlock - MRS.H
Mrs Hudson? You have a phone?-SH
Yes I follow the trends and buy the hip fashion stuff you know skin tight jeans and leotards, never mind about me I have a bone to pick with you! - MRS.H
OH NO - SH
Well I found a hand in my larder and a head in the fridge! I wont stand for this Sherlock, I mean it ! Plus holes in the wall! - MRS.H
Sorry mrs Hudson- SH
Sorry wont do it, I'm confiscating your skull! For a week- MRS.H
NOOOOOOOOO!- SH
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ,PLEASE, HAVE MERCY, PLEASE MRS HUDSON I BE ALL BY MY SELF OTHER WISE! JOHNS AT WORK AND I'LL HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO!- SH
Bye- MRS.H
NO!- SH
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