Hello! This is my second fic so be nice! Rules are don't like don't read…..

SORRY about any bad grammar I'm not the best writer :-[ please review !

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Oh yes this fic is about the texting life of Sherlock Holmes!

Texts between and at 10.34am 6th January .

Bored- SH

So?- JW

Can you pass me a pen?- SH

No I'm at work, get one your self …-JW

John I'm bored-SH

SHERLOCK I HAVE A PATIENT GET LOST-JW

I cant get lost, I am no where near you so it is THEORETICALLY impossible -SH

Sorry I forgot about that - JW

You aren't very fluent in sarcasm XX- SH

DAMN YOU!- JW

Love you too john -SH

BYE- SH

Texts between and Lestrade at 10.38am 6th January

Any cases-SH

Non that will interest, why?- L

Bored - SH

AHHH - L

Any not exiting cases but ok ones, not like butlers killing their masters but real crime? - SH

Erm, Sherlock murder is a real crime?- L

Butlers have an excuse they are treated like shit, I should know- SH

How?- L

Family- SH

Ok - L

Bye - L

Bored- SH

Texts between and mrs Hudson at 10.53am 6th January

Sherlock - MRS.H

Mrs Hudson? You have a phone?-SH

Yes I follow the trends and buy the hip fashion stuff you know skin tight jeans and leotards, never mind about me I have a bone to pick with you! - MRS.H

OH NO - SH

Well I found a hand in my larder and a head in the fridge! I wont stand for this Sherlock, I mean it ! Plus holes in the wall! - MRS.H

Sorry mrs Hudson- SH

Sorry wont do it, I'm confiscating your skull! For a week- MRS.H

NOOOOOOOOO!- SH

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ,PLEASE, HAVE MERCY, PLEASE MRS HUDSON I BE ALL BY MY SELF OTHER WISE! JOHNS AT WORK AND I'LL HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO!- SH

Bye- MRS.H

NO!- SH

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