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the insane genius know as JRR Tolkien. Don't sue me. I have no money; it
all goes to buying LOTR stuff.
Chapter one: Many Meetings.
Frodo sat attentively and, more then slightly nerves in his stone seat at the council. He wanted to swing his legs from the very tall chair but thought that it would seem inappropriate.
"Frodo Baggins, bring forth the ring." He heard Elrond say. Frodo eased himself off the chair and walked forward, then placed the ring down on the stone pedestal. He then sat back down and received a small smile from Gandolf.
"It is a gift." Boramer said. Frodo sighed as he listened to the first fight of the council begin. He then began to swing his legs as a tall blond elf, Legolas yelled at Boramer. Suddenly Gimli got up and tried to hit the ring with his axe. Frodo felt it almost as if someone had tried top strike him. Everyone's yelling wasn't helping him. Frodo put his head in his hand till everyone was done yelling. Then he saw Boramer take the same position from his seat across the way. ~ I wonder if his head hurts to. ~ Frodo thought. There was more talking about the ring and who should take it.
"I will never see the ring in the hands of an elf. Never trust an elf." Gimli cried. Elves stood, screaming at the dwarves. Legolas tried to hold them all back. Elrond sat and sighed, looking very old, or so Frodo thought for a moment. Gandolf stood top try to get the others to stop fighting. Frodo simply wished that they would all just stop yelling he'd do ANYTHING to get them to stop yelling at that moment. Maybe that's why, before he could stop himself he was standing, shouting:
"I will take it. I will take it!" He sighed as there voices dies down and they turned to look at him. "Though I do not know the way." Frodo said softly.
"You have my sword." Aragron said as he knelt before Frodo.
"And my bow." Chimed Legolas and he walked forward.
"And my axe." Cried Gimli in his deep dwarf voice. Frodo though he saw a slight grimace on Legolas' face for a second. Boramer also walked over and pledged his allegiance to help Frodo. Gandolf smiled and did as well. Suddenly Frodo heard a sound.
"If Mr. Frodo goes then so do I." Sam cried as he ran from his hiding place.
"Indeed it seems impossible to separate you two, even when one is called to a secret meeting and the other is not." Elrond said. Frodo smiled at Sam then saw movement out of the corner of his eye.
"We're coming too!" Merry called.
"You'd have to tie us up and place us in a sack to keep us away." Pippin added. Elrond looked around at the two other Hobbits. He then named them the Fellowship of the Ring. Just as he did though there was a horrible crash from somewhere behind them. Frodo spun around to see a group of people all sprawled on the ground in a heap.
"What in Heaven's name?" Boramer wondered aloud. Legolas had his bow and arrows out in a second. The pile moved.
"Jesus, Eric get off of me." A boy with dark hair said as he practically threw anther boy.
"Screw you, Anthony. It's not my fault I fell." The boy who was thrown said as he fixed the weird things on his face. (AN: Their Eric's glasses, but Frodo's never seen glasses so to him there weird)
"All of you get off of meeeeeeee!" A girl with long hair shrieked as she tried to get out of the pile.
"Everyone pile on Amanda." A boy with short blond hair said with a laugh.
"No Jared. I swear if you touch me you'll never have children." Amanda threatened angrily.
"Heheheh. I was just joking and what about lil Jared Jr. and Ophelia." Jared said as he backed up, and fell over someone's leg.
"ACK!!! Who touched me?" A girl demanded as she stood up.
"I'm sorry, Maggie. I fell over your leg." Jared said as he stood up.
"Stupid Jared." Anther girl said.
"That was nice, Jess." A boy said as he stood up.
"SHUT UP, Chad!"
"NO! Damn you, Amanda Bell." Chad said.
"Hay!" Amanda Bell said, looking sad.
"I was just kidding." Chad said and looked to the ground. "Bridget tell her I was just kidding." He said to the girl on the ground still, she had apparently been on the bottom of the pile and was trying to recover. She grownded and rolled over rolled over.
"Hay, where are we?" Amanda Bell asked.
"OH.MY.GOD!" Maggie said as she looked at the council members.
"AH!" Jess said. Jared stared with his mouth open.
"Oh God no." Anthony said. Anthony did not like LOTR. In fact, only Jess, Maggie, Jared, Amanda, Chad and Bridget were hard-core LOTR fans. Eric and Amanda Bell had never seen the movies or read the books and therefore had no clue what was going on around them.
"WHAT?! Where are we?" Eric asked.
"In hell." Anthony said.
"No Heaven." Jess corrected. The ones of the group that were standing started to argue. Legolas stood ready to shoot when Gandolf laid a hand on his arm.
"Put down your bow, Legolas. They mean us no harm. They do not even know where they are." Legolas nodded at the wizard and did so. Boramer walked over to the girl who was still on the ground, Bridget, and helped her up. She looked up at him with wide eyes then at her friends. They were all still yelling at each other. She suddenly smiled and clapped her hands together.
"BAND A-TEN HUT!" she yelled.
"COLTS!" they all yelled and stood straight with their arms at their sides.
"Hay! When did Ang die and make you drum major?" Eric asked with a laugh.
"Ang isn't dead. She's at home getting ready for the game." Amanda Bell said, looking confused.
"No one. I just needed you guys to be quite. Ok, Eric, Amanda Bell we're in Middle Earth and it looks like we just dropped in-"
"Quite literally." Anthony interrupted.
"The middle of the Council of Elrond." Bridget finished, ignoring Anthony.
"That is correct. I am Elrond and you are in Rivendell. May I ask who you all are?" Elrond asked. Bridget stood behind Chad; she didn't want to talk to Elrond while he was glaring at her. A short girl with shoulder length blond hair sighed and stepped forward.
"I'm Maggie, where from a different place but I'm not sure how we got here. I do know who you are though, and about Middle Earth. It's kinda famous where we come from. Ok, now everyone tell Elrond who you are because I am NOT doing it." Maggie said as she stepped back into line.
"I'm Amanda." A tall girl with long black hair said. As she stepped back in line she whispered to Bridget "Don't be afraid of the prissy boy elf." Elrond looked at her but pretended not to hear.
"I'm Jared." The boy with short blond, spiked hair said.
"Anthony." The tallest one said. He had dark hair and glasses too.
"Eric, nice to meet ya." A boy with dark hair and glasses said.
"Amanda Bell, and I don't know who you are but hi!" a girl with curly dark hair and glasses said.
"Jess, um may I hug Pippin?" a short girl with short dark hair asked.
"Um, ok." Pip said uneasily.
"Yay!" Jess cried and ran over to hug Pip.
"I'm Chad." Said the tall, dark haired boy in front of Bridget said. "And this is my friend Bridget." He said as he picked her up and put her in front of him. She too was short with the same type of hair as Maggie, only hers was a bit dark and shorter. She too had glasses.
"Very well. I am Aragron." Aragron said.
"I'm Gandolf the Grey."
"I am Frodo."
"I'm Merry."
"I'm Pippin.'
"Samwise of the Shire."
"Boramer."
"I am Legolas."
"And I am Gimli."
"Good, now do any of you have any idea how you all came to be here?" Gandolf said.
"Well, when two people love each other every much, or are very drunk and shag-"
"ANTHONY!" Everyone yelled at him.
"What? Ouch!" Amanda elbowed him in the ribs.
"Be nice." She said.
"We're not really sure how we got here." Maggie said and looked at her friends.
"We can tell you what happened before we fell though." Chad said with a smile.
"Well come here and tell us then." Elrond said.
"I still say he's a sissy elf." Amanda hissed to Bridget who shook her head.
Frodo sat attentively and, more then slightly nerves in his stone seat at the council. He wanted to swing his legs from the very tall chair but thought that it would seem inappropriate.
"Frodo Baggins, bring forth the ring." He heard Elrond say. Frodo eased himself off the chair and walked forward, then placed the ring down on the stone pedestal. He then sat back down and received a small smile from Gandolf.
"It is a gift." Boramer said. Frodo sighed as he listened to the first fight of the council begin. He then began to swing his legs as a tall blond elf, Legolas yelled at Boramer. Suddenly Gimli got up and tried to hit the ring with his axe. Frodo felt it almost as if someone had tried top strike him. Everyone's yelling wasn't helping him. Frodo put his head in his hand till everyone was done yelling. Then he saw Boramer take the same position from his seat across the way. ~ I wonder if his head hurts to. ~ Frodo thought. There was more talking about the ring and who should take it.
"I will never see the ring in the hands of an elf. Never trust an elf." Gimli cried. Elves stood, screaming at the dwarves. Legolas tried to hold them all back. Elrond sat and sighed, looking very old, or so Frodo thought for a moment. Gandolf stood top try to get the others to stop fighting. Frodo simply wished that they would all just stop yelling he'd do ANYTHING to get them to stop yelling at that moment. Maybe that's why, before he could stop himself he was standing, shouting:
"I will take it. I will take it!" He sighed as there voices dies down and they turned to look at him. "Though I do not know the way." Frodo said softly.
"You have my sword." Aragron said as he knelt before Frodo.
"And my bow." Chimed Legolas and he walked forward.
"And my axe." Cried Gimli in his deep dwarf voice. Frodo though he saw a slight grimace on Legolas' face for a second. Boramer also walked over and pledged his allegiance to help Frodo. Gandolf smiled and did as well. Suddenly Frodo heard a sound.
"If Mr. Frodo goes then so do I." Sam cried as he ran from his hiding place.
"Indeed it seems impossible to separate you two, even when one is called to a secret meeting and the other is not." Elrond said. Frodo smiled at Sam then saw movement out of the corner of his eye.
"We're coming too!" Merry called.
"You'd have to tie us up and place us in a sack to keep us away." Pippin added. Elrond looked around at the two other Hobbits. He then named them the Fellowship of the Ring. Just as he did though there was a horrible crash from somewhere behind them. Frodo spun around to see a group of people all sprawled on the ground in a heap.
"What in Heaven's name?" Boramer wondered aloud. Legolas had his bow and arrows out in a second. The pile moved.
"Jesus, Eric get off of me." A boy with dark hair said as he practically threw anther boy.
"Screw you, Anthony. It's not my fault I fell." The boy who was thrown said as he fixed the weird things on his face. (AN: Their Eric's glasses, but Frodo's never seen glasses so to him there weird)
"All of you get off of meeeeeeee!" A girl with long hair shrieked as she tried to get out of the pile.
"Everyone pile on Amanda." A boy with short blond hair said with a laugh.
"No Jared. I swear if you touch me you'll never have children." Amanda threatened angrily.
"Heheheh. I was just joking and what about lil Jared Jr. and Ophelia." Jared said as he backed up, and fell over someone's leg.
"ACK!!! Who touched me?" A girl demanded as she stood up.
"I'm sorry, Maggie. I fell over your leg." Jared said as he stood up.
"Stupid Jared." Anther girl said.
"That was nice, Jess." A boy said as he stood up.
"SHUT UP, Chad!"
"NO! Damn you, Amanda Bell." Chad said.
"Hay!" Amanda Bell said, looking sad.
"I was just kidding." Chad said and looked to the ground. "Bridget tell her I was just kidding." He said to the girl on the ground still, she had apparently been on the bottom of the pile and was trying to recover. She grownded and rolled over rolled over.
"Hay, where are we?" Amanda Bell asked.
"OH.MY.GOD!" Maggie said as she looked at the council members.
"AH!" Jess said. Jared stared with his mouth open.
"Oh God no." Anthony said. Anthony did not like LOTR. In fact, only Jess, Maggie, Jared, Amanda, Chad and Bridget were hard-core LOTR fans. Eric and Amanda Bell had never seen the movies or read the books and therefore had no clue what was going on around them.
"WHAT?! Where are we?" Eric asked.
"In hell." Anthony said.
"No Heaven." Jess corrected. The ones of the group that were standing started to argue. Legolas stood ready to shoot when Gandolf laid a hand on his arm.
"Put down your bow, Legolas. They mean us no harm. They do not even know where they are." Legolas nodded at the wizard and did so. Boramer walked over to the girl who was still on the ground, Bridget, and helped her up. She looked up at him with wide eyes then at her friends. They were all still yelling at each other. She suddenly smiled and clapped her hands together.
"BAND A-TEN HUT!" she yelled.
"COLTS!" they all yelled and stood straight with their arms at their sides.
"Hay! When did Ang die and make you drum major?" Eric asked with a laugh.
"Ang isn't dead. She's at home getting ready for the game." Amanda Bell said, looking confused.
"No one. I just needed you guys to be quite. Ok, Eric, Amanda Bell we're in Middle Earth and it looks like we just dropped in-"
"Quite literally." Anthony interrupted.
"The middle of the Council of Elrond." Bridget finished, ignoring Anthony.
"That is correct. I am Elrond and you are in Rivendell. May I ask who you all are?" Elrond asked. Bridget stood behind Chad; she didn't want to talk to Elrond while he was glaring at her. A short girl with shoulder length blond hair sighed and stepped forward.
"I'm Maggie, where from a different place but I'm not sure how we got here. I do know who you are though, and about Middle Earth. It's kinda famous where we come from. Ok, now everyone tell Elrond who you are because I am NOT doing it." Maggie said as she stepped back into line.
"I'm Amanda." A tall girl with long black hair said. As she stepped back in line she whispered to Bridget "Don't be afraid of the prissy boy elf." Elrond looked at her but pretended not to hear.
"I'm Jared." The boy with short blond, spiked hair said.
"Anthony." The tallest one said. He had dark hair and glasses too.
"Eric, nice to meet ya." A boy with dark hair and glasses said.
"Amanda Bell, and I don't know who you are but hi!" a girl with curly dark hair and glasses said.
"Jess, um may I hug Pippin?" a short girl with short dark hair asked.
"Um, ok." Pip said uneasily.
"Yay!" Jess cried and ran over to hug Pip.
"I'm Chad." Said the tall, dark haired boy in front of Bridget said. "And this is my friend Bridget." He said as he picked her up and put her in front of him. She too was short with the same type of hair as Maggie, only hers was a bit dark and shorter. She too had glasses.
"Very well. I am Aragron." Aragron said.
"I'm Gandolf the Grey."
"I am Frodo."
"I'm Merry."
"I'm Pippin.'
"Samwise of the Shire."
"Boramer."
"I am Legolas."
"And I am Gimli."
"Good, now do any of you have any idea how you all came to be here?" Gandolf said.
"Well, when two people love each other every much, or are very drunk and shag-"
"ANTHONY!" Everyone yelled at him.
"What? Ouch!" Amanda elbowed him in the ribs.
"Be nice." She said.
"We're not really sure how we got here." Maggie said and looked at her friends.
"We can tell you what happened before we fell though." Chad said with a smile.
"Well come here and tell us then." Elrond said.
"I still say he's a sissy elf." Amanda hissed to Bridget who shook her head.