It was a bright day as Tsuna walked down his walkway toward his front gate. He was whistling and there was a slight bounce in his step. To say the least, he was pretty happy. Reborn was in Italy with Gokudera and Yamamoto for training or something. Bianchi had taken Lambo and I-pin somewhere unknown, and his mother and father had gone on a date. So Tsuna was alone to do as he wished.

He started walking aimlessly. He went into town and walked down crowded streets, turned into alleyways, walked across bridges, through meadows, and then he started feeling uneasy. It was quiet today. He hardly saw anyone anywhere, and the people he did see looked frightened and it didn't look like they wanted to be outside at the time.

I wonder whats wrong with Namimori today.... Tsuna pondered this thought for a while. He then found the answer lying in the grass under a bridge.

"Hibari-san?" Oh why did he have to open his mouth? As soon as he spoke his gaze was met by a hot glare.

"Herbivore. What do you want?" Hibari said in his monotone voice of his. He was obviously not in a good mood. But then again, when was Hibari in a good mood?

"I was just wondering if something was...um....wrong?" Okay. Tsuna was pretty scared. Hibari was still glaring at him and he felt like his legs were going to collapse under him.

"Wrong? Of course something is wrong. Something is always wrong. These stupid Herbivore are all wrong. I need someone strong. I want to fight them." It sounded like the great Hibari-sama was whining.

"Hibari-san.....are you.....bored?" There's no way in hell that could happen.

"Bored? Hm....maybe I am........Herbivore?" As Hibari said that he got a mischievous glint in his piercing blue eyes. Of course Tsuna, being quite dense, did not see, nor understand the new tone in his voice, what Hibari could possibly mean.

"Yes Hibari-san?" The brunette replied.

"Would you like to entertain me?" A slow smirk spread across his face. And of course, being the Tuna we all know and love, he was clueless as to why the Prefect was smiling that way. So he trusted the good old Hyper Intuition.

"If there's anything I could do, sure." He replied, happy to be of service to the one guardian that seemed to not like him.

"Thats quite a brave choice, herbivore." Hibari's smirk broadened.

"What do you mean Hibari-san?" Tsuna was obviously confused by Hibari's predatory facial expression.

"Well, you did say you'd entertain me, and it takes quite allot to entertain me." The gears were working in his head already. He was so glad he decided to sleep by the river and not on the school roof today.

"I-I'm sure it does." Okay. Now he was getting scared. "H-Hibari-san, what do you want me to d-do?"

"Something....fun." Was his answer. Then he grabbed Tsuna's hand and dragged him along through the almost empty streets. They went the familiar path towards the school, then detoured down a side road.

"W-Where are we going Hibari-san?" Tsuna was starting to get a little uncomfortable.

"My house." Oh the thoughts. The un-pure workings of the teenage mind. Hibari was developing a small visible problem at the thought of the brunette mafia boss in his small apartment.

"Hibari-san's house?!" Tsuna did want to see Hibari's house. But then again it is Hibari. Maybe he shouldn't. Then again this is like the forbidden fruit, you always want it, but you can never have it, and then something happens every one hundred years, and one single person gets to eat the delicious forbidden fruit. And of course, because its forbidden, he gets raped by perverted pineapples and sharks. And then killed by rapid skylarks. But then again, the forbidden fruit did taste like a piece of heaven, so you would totally do it again. Then you ask yourself the question, was it worth it? And wish you could re-do it, and then end up doing the exact same thing all over again.

As Tsuna was having a very confusing conversation with himself about Taboo fruit, Hibari was nearing his home. He walked up the last road and turned into a small driveway to a nice, small apartment building.

"Ah! Kyou-chan! How are you? Did you have a nice walk? Oh! Whose this? A friend?" There was a small old lady out in front. It looked like she was trimming the hedges that were stationed in front of the complex.

"Yes. He's my.....friend." Hibari had some issues forcing the word out. He didn't have friends. The closet thing could be Tetsu, but he's a subordinate, an underling, someone who receives orders, then carries them out. Hibari was about to space out when he felt something warm squeeze his hand. He looked down to see big, round, amber eyes staring back up at him, obvious worry in them. Oh yeah. His problem.

"We're going to go up to my room. Bye." He roughly pulled Tsuna along again. He went up some flights of stairs, by the end of which Tsuna was panting like a dog. Which did not help his problem at all.

"Hibari-san? What are we going to do?" Tsuna asked again. He hoped he would get a straight answer this time.

"Your going to help me with an.....issue." Yeah. Lets call it that.

"Oh? What kind?" Oblivious Tuna. Who could actually be that dense except for him?

Hibari dragged the future mafia boss into the unit and locked the door. He pushed Tsuna onto the bed in the corner and crawled on top of him. As he loomed over him he saw Tsuna's eyes widen considerably, finally catching on.

"A very special kind."

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