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Monster Proportions

"I just had a thought," said Natsu.

"I don't want to know about your thoughts when you've got your dick in your hand," said Gray.

"I'm peeing! What else am I supposed to hold it with?"

"Not the point I was trying to make," sighed Gray zipping himself up and flushing. "Hurry up, the girls are waiting outside."

"Do you think everything of Elfman's gets bigger when he uses Beast Soul?" continued Natsu.

"What?"

He knew all about certain parts of Elfman getting bigger.

"Do you think everything of Elfman's gets bigger when he uses Beast Soul?" repeated Natsu. "I mean his thing."

"I know what you mean – what I want to know is, why are you thinking about it?"

"I'm not thinking about it; now I am thinking about it. Stop putting ideas in my head," yelled Natsu.

"Me! You… I'm waiting outside."

But it did get Gray thinking. Did everything of Elfman's get bigger when he used Beast Soul?

XxX

"I've got a question," gasped Gray.

"A serious question?" asked Elfman stilling the hand he had down the front of Gray's pants.

"No. Actually, it's nothing," said Gray turning round and starting on Elfman's belt.

Elfman closed his hands on Gray's.

"What's the question?" asked Elfman looking at Gray's face. "Why are you embarrassed?"

"I'm not embarrassed, I'm excited."

"I know your excited face," pointed out Elfman. He still hadn't let go of Gray's hands.

"Fine!" snapped Gray. "Does your thing get bigger when you use Beast Soul?"

Elfman blinked at Gray before saying,

"Would you like to see for yourself?"