And now for a not so original production from Chicken Mage Productions
Incorporated. We do not own Gundam Wing, and despite our not so valiant
efforts to gain control of it, we have failed and still DO NOT own Gundam
Wing.
"Hi, my name is Orvil Shiskabob. You may remember me as the host from Bishonemon. Also a show that got cancelled. But I am sure this one will be a hit! Let me welcome our guests."
---audience cheers---
"The five Gundam boys, Relena Peacecraft, and her brother!"
---more cheering---
The seven guests all enter, waving like they are some huge stars. They walk up to the stage where Orvil is sitting and take their own seats. Milliardo is unusually close to his sister. His SISTER folks.
"I'm sure you all want to know why you are here, don't you?" -Orvil
Trowa remains silent. So very silent.
"Tell me what this show is! There is no justice in it!" -Chang
"No justice in what?" -Orvil
Chang remains silent. Since he does not respond to the question, Orvil continues.
"This show is called Sex Therapy, where we question you about your sex life in a prodding and unkind manner!" -Orvil
"Heyyy, I don't think this show is such a good idea." -Duo
"I've had sex with lots of things." -Milliardo
"That's interesting Mr. Peacecraft. Please remain sil." -Orvil
"Had sex with a girl. Many times. One time my sister in her sleep." -Milliardo
"You did WHAT to me?!" -Relena
Heero and Duo were having a laughing fit.
"That was funnier than it woula been to kill her! HA!!" -Heero
"And another several times I had it with my hand." -Milliardo
"T." -Orvil
"And a few times with some boys. Also many times with inanimate objects. Though usually when I'm drunk. Many times when I'm not though. So many many times." -Milliardo
"That's sick! HAHAHA!!" -Duo
"And one time with a cat. We are still going out. Meow." -Milliardo
Duo stopped laughing.
"You raped a cat?! You're sick!" -Duo
"He raped me! And you don't think THAT is sick! I'm his sister!" -Relena
"Sex is for the weak!" -Chang
"Can we PLEASE get on with the show?" -Orvil
"Uhm.. I guess so." -Quatre
"The first question is. what is your SEXUAL PREFERENCE!!!" -Orvil
Orvil's outburst is due to the fact that Milliardo is licking Relena's face.
"Well, we already know where Milliardo stands. Same for Quatre." -Duo
"Hey! What's that su." -Quatre
"So I guess I'll go first. I am into. DEATH!!!! BWA HA HAAA!!!" -Duo
"So you're an S&M freak. Understood. It will be assumed that you go with women. Though if not, no one cares. Trowa, you're next." -Orvil
"." -Trowa
"Seeing as he is a human wasteland, Relena, you're up." -Orvil
"I'm into Heero. He's dreamy -sigh" -Relena
Heero pulls out his gun and shoots her. They audience screams and runs out of the studio.
"I guess that's the end of the show. It's probably going to be cancelled because of a death." -Orvil
The director of the show walks up to Orvil and hands him a pink paper.
"Your show has been cancelled. We'll let you know if we have anything else for you to host." -Pollo
End transmission.
"Hi, my name is Orvil Shiskabob. You may remember me as the host from Bishonemon. Also a show that got cancelled. But I am sure this one will be a hit! Let me welcome our guests."
---audience cheers---
"The five Gundam boys, Relena Peacecraft, and her brother!"
---more cheering---
The seven guests all enter, waving like they are some huge stars. They walk up to the stage where Orvil is sitting and take their own seats. Milliardo is unusually close to his sister. His SISTER folks.
"I'm sure you all want to know why you are here, don't you?" -Orvil
Trowa remains silent. So very silent.
"Tell me what this show is! There is no justice in it!" -Chang
"No justice in what?" -Orvil
Chang remains silent. Since he does not respond to the question, Orvil continues.
"This show is called Sex Therapy, where we question you about your sex life in a prodding and unkind manner!" -Orvil
"Heyyy, I don't think this show is such a good idea." -Duo
"I've had sex with lots of things." -Milliardo
"That's interesting Mr. Peacecraft. Please remain sil." -Orvil
"Had sex with a girl. Many times. One time my sister in her sleep." -Milliardo
"You did WHAT to me?!" -Relena
Heero and Duo were having a laughing fit.
"That was funnier than it woula been to kill her! HA!!" -Heero
"And another several times I had it with my hand." -Milliardo
"T." -Orvil
"And a few times with some boys. Also many times with inanimate objects. Though usually when I'm drunk. Many times when I'm not though. So many many times." -Milliardo
"That's sick! HAHAHA!!" -Duo
"And one time with a cat. We are still going out. Meow." -Milliardo
Duo stopped laughing.
"You raped a cat?! You're sick!" -Duo
"He raped me! And you don't think THAT is sick! I'm his sister!" -Relena
"Sex is for the weak!" -Chang
"Can we PLEASE get on with the show?" -Orvil
"Uhm.. I guess so." -Quatre
"The first question is. what is your SEXUAL PREFERENCE!!!" -Orvil
Orvil's outburst is due to the fact that Milliardo is licking Relena's face.
"Well, we already know where Milliardo stands. Same for Quatre." -Duo
"Hey! What's that su." -Quatre
"So I guess I'll go first. I am into. DEATH!!!! BWA HA HAAA!!!" -Duo
"So you're an S&M freak. Understood. It will be assumed that you go with women. Though if not, no one cares. Trowa, you're next." -Orvil
"." -Trowa
"Seeing as he is a human wasteland, Relena, you're up." -Orvil
"I'm into Heero. He's dreamy -sigh" -Relena
Heero pulls out his gun and shoots her. They audience screams and runs out of the studio.
"I guess that's the end of the show. It's probably going to be cancelled because of a death." -Orvil
The director of the show walks up to Orvil and hands him a pink paper.
"Your show has been cancelled. We'll let you know if we have anything else for you to host." -Pollo
End transmission.