Two Tens for a Five

by Abbott and Costello

Staring Green Link as Abbott and Blue Link as Costello

It was a nice day in Hyrule. The sun was shinning, and the sky was a beautiful baby blue. The perfect day for the release of the hottest must-see movie; The Avengers. And the Four Links weren't going to miss it for the world.

It was, however, inevitable that Green and Blue would find anything to argue about, even on such a perfect day. Red and Vio watched on the sidelines as the event unfolded.

"Hey, Blue, hand us the money." Green said to his over confident counterpart. Blue handed Green and the other Links their Rupee bags that he had been asked to hold for them. Green checked his money, and a small smile flashed across his face before he spoke.

"Blue, I think you might have given me too much money by mistake. It's not gonna cost this much."

"Well, excuuuuuuuse me, princess," Blue countered, "But your the one who asked me to hold the money."

Vio smirked. He knew exactly where this was going. Red watched with interest. Green rolled his eyes and said, "At least give me some change. You got two tens for a five?"

"Yeah. Here." They made the exchange, Blue unaware of the fact that he had been doped.
He did, however, begin to count his change, to make sure he did have money for the movie.

Green started a conversation with Red about how awesome the movie was going to be, but Blue interrupted them.

"Wait a minute. Wait just a minute."

Green snickered. "Whats wrong?"

"Fifteen rupees just went south."

"Your point being..." Green said.

"You did a lot of your fast talking, you asked for two tens for a five, you got two tens for a five."

"That isn't a problem, is it?"

"No, but you got two tens for a five..." Blues voice cracked a little bit with anger.

"Alright, alright, here's your five, give me back my two tens."

Once again, they exchanged rupees, but Blue counted again. Just to be sure.

Green picked up his conversation with Red and Vio again when Blue's face filled with rage.

"WHERE IS IT?!"

"Where is what?" Green asked.

"Fine, here's two tens, give me a five." Blue and Green swapped money, then Blue laughed at Green for 'falling' for his 'trick'.

Green raised his eyebrows, trying the hardest he could not to laugh at Blue for being so stupid. "What?"

"You did it to me! An-" The smile wiped from Blue's face as he finally put two and two together.

"And I just did it..."