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Witch Whispers
Chapter 1
The Perfect Plan
After all of the drama that was the Great Wizarding War, Hermione Granger decided that she needed to move in a different direction. She needed to take a break from helping save the world and do something fun and a little less serious. After many discussions/fights with her estranged boyfriend, Ron Weasley, on the rights of women, she decided that her new ventures should follow the path of female empowerment.
Ron had this perception of her as a clean cut and pure little girl. He was always in protection mode, and in general had very closed-minded ideas on female sexuality- strange considering how often his parents must have been doing it as a means to produce so many children. The fact of the matter was that he had changed from the horny teenage boy willing to do anything and everything (even though he didn't do anything considering that he wasn't in the position to) into a man that was, honestly, sexually repressed.
To be fair, it had been good at one point in time, and it wasn't as if he didn't have anything to work with, but frankly speaking, they had been performing the same old number every few nights since they had started dating two years previous. No matter how hard Hermione pressed him into opening up and talking to her about sexual fantasies, he continually refused and she would eventually give in and let him do what he needed to do. It was unfair, really. Just because something used to work for her, didn't mean that it would continue to work for the rest of her life- Speaking of which, she wasn't sure if she wanted to spend the rest of her life with Ronald-Boring-In-Bed-Weasley.
Hermione twisted the engagement ring around her thin ring finger. They weren't living together anymore, she had moved back into her old flat and he was in their new flat, sleeping in the king-sized-bed, alone. She took the ring off and set it on her dresser, next to her muggle telephone, a recent investment.
Hermione had been thinking about telephones and her current problem ever since she took a trip back to muggle England to visit her parents, whom she had just recently taken the memory charm off of, to fill in on the details of the war she had just lived through- that was a fun conversation.
While she was home she had walked in on her cousin, who was also visiting, while she was having phone sex. It occurred to Hermione that being a witch caused her to miss out on a lot of the muggle conventions created around sexuality. Pornography and strippers and the such proceeded in both worlds, but things like phone sex were really not necessary in a world where you could easily apparate over for a quickie. Because of this, a lot of the dialogue on sex seemed to have fizzled away. They didn't have wizarding computers for webcam play- or dirty chats, they didn't have text messaging or picture mail for erotic questions with pictures to match and of course, no phones for them to have verbal sexual exchanges- she just had him and his reliable thrusting grunts. Not exactly the most titillating.
This was why, during their separation, Hermione decided to expand her sexual partners. Not exactly cheat in a physical way, per se; after all, she wasn't a slut. She simply intended to expand the people with whom she talked about sex by means of having phone sex. Hermione was set and ready to open a new business venture: Witch Whispers, the first ever magical phone sex operation company.
A/N: More to come, please read and review!