Bitch Slappin' Ron
The Scene….Ron, Hermione, and Harry are sitting at a table in the Great Hall. It is the morning before the first Quidditch match. Harry is very nervous. Suddenly Hedwig flies overhead and drops a package THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A BROOMSTICK on the table.
Hermione: It's a bit early for mail don't you think?
Ron: I wonder what it is?
Harry and Hermione give each other a WTF look.
Harry: Dumbass….what the hell do you think it is?
Ron: I don't understand.
Harry proceeds to walk to the other side of the table and BITCH SLAP Ron.
Harry: God you are so stupid!!
Ron (Unfazed by the slap): I don't understand.
The scene….
Charms class has just ended. Ron, Harry, and other students are walking back to the dorms.
Ron: It's LEVI-OOO-SA!! Not LEVI-O-SAH!! No wonder she hasn't got any friends…she's a nightmare.
Hermione proceeds to BITCH SLAP Ron across the face and walks away.
Ron: I don't understand.
Harry: God you are a total dumbass.
The Scene…
Harry, Hermione, and Ron are on their quest to find the Sorcerer's Stone before Snape. While trapped in the room with the flying keys Ron approaches the locked door.
Ron: Alohamora!!
Nothing happens….
Hermione walks over to Ron, grabs the wand out of his hand proceeds to BITCH SLAP him.
Harry: You'll never learn will you?
The Scene….Ron, Hermione, and Harry are sitting at a table in the Great Hall. It is the morning before the first Quidditch match. Harry is very nervous. Suddenly Hedwig flies overhead and drops a package THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A BROOMSTICK on the table.
Hermione: It's a bit early for mail don't you think?
Ron: I wonder what it is?
Harry and Hermione give each other a WTF look.
Harry: Dumbass….what the hell do you think it is?
Ron: I don't understand.
Harry proceeds to walk to the other side of the table and BITCH SLAP Ron.
Harry: God you are so stupid!!
Ron (Unfazed by the slap): I don't understand.
The scene….
Charms class has just ended. Ron, Harry, and other students are walking back to the dorms.
Ron: It's LEVI-OOO-SA!! Not LEVI-O-SAH!! No wonder she hasn't got any friends…she's a nightmare.
Hermione proceeds to BITCH SLAP Ron across the face and walks away.
Ron: I don't understand.
Harry: God you are a total dumbass.
The Scene…
Harry, Hermione, and Ron are on their quest to find the Sorcerer's Stone before Snape. While trapped in the room with the flying keys Ron approaches the locked door.
Ron: Alohamora!!
Nothing happens….
Hermione walks over to Ron, grabs the wand out of his hand proceeds to BITCH SLAP him.
Harry: You'll never learn will you?