Kuja went down to Gaia

Disclaimer: I don't own the Devil Went Down to Georgia or the names Kuja or Zidane. Duh.

Rated PG for a bit of language



Kuja went down to Gaia

He was lookin to start a war

He'd already done it with some mages and summons

But he still needed to kill more

On the road there was a dumbass

Had a dagger with which he fought

Kuja jumped up on the Iifa tree

And said "Bro lemme tell ya what."

"I guess you didn't know but

You're a Terran Genome too.

And don't ya know it you're my bro

So I won't just kill you.

"Now you swing a pretty good dagger boy

but give old Kuja his due

Just this once I'll give you a chance

You kill Gaia or I kill you."

Zidane said "I'm a dumbass

But you dress like a girl

So I'll fight you, you stupid fruit

I'm going to save the world.

Zidane sharpen up your dagger

Choose your allies well

Cause Kuja's down on Gaia and

He's trying to raise hell

And if you win your home planet Gaia might survive

But if you lose, Terra gets it's lives.

Kuja went into his trance

and said "I'll start this show"

And fire flew from his fingertips

As he destroyed Terra, his home

He went back to Gaia

And brought back all the mist

And he met Zidane in memoria

Things went something like this.

*A battle ensues ending with Kuja casting Ultima*

When Kuja finished, Zidane said

"You're pretty good for a girl

But put away that ultima shit

I'm goin to save the world."

He said: "He's goin for the crystal run guys run!

And if he gets there the universe is nothin'

Kuja is transvestite you see

His sexy looks are scaring me"

*another battle, Zidane kicks Kuja's ass*

Kuja started to die because

He knew that he'd been beat

And his body fell down nearly dead

On the floor at Zidane's feet

Zidane said "Hey Kuja,

come on back if you wanna try again

I'll tell you this, you son of a bitch

I'm the best there's ever been."

Coming soon: Yevon went down to Spira!