Hey everybody, it's Loony! I wrote this for Nanaho-Hime's Bizarre Pairings or The Works challenge, so basically I don't own anything but Meghan Blair.
James=Bold
Sirius=Bold Italic
Remus=Italics
Lily=Underlined Italic
Peter=Underline
Frank Longbottom= Underline Bold
Sirius looked around the Transfiguration classroom, completely and totally bored. They were learning about Animagi and he (obviously) knew everything about them. He felt a small tap on the shoulder and he turned around. Behind his chair, on the floor was a piece of paper. He picked it up, read the words, and shook his head at his friend's childishness. It was in Wormtail's handwriting.
I don't get this. Do you want to play Marry, Date or Dump?
He sighed and wrote something back.
Honestly, Wormy, we haven't played that game since we were thirteen.
We haven't learned about Animagi since third year. I still don't get it though.
We're freakin' Animagi Peter! How can you not understand?
I don't think you should advertise that Sirius. What if McGonagall finds out? And speaking of McGonagall, Peter, you should pay attention. Then maybe you'd understand.
About time you showed up Moony, we missed you!
Sirius, I'm sitting right next to you, how could you miss me?
I miss your handwriting.
You're sad.
I tried listening to McGonagall, but she doesn't make sense.
An Animagus is someone who can turn into an animal by will. The spell modifies their bone structure and molecules.
Huh?
Basically, Wormtail, you turn into an animal.
Ohh! I get it now.
Prongsie, my love! How could McGonagall separate us?
I reckon she thinks if we're separated we can't cause pranks.
And teachers are supposed to be smart.
A boom could be heard in the distance, and Sirius and James cackled madly.
If you keep cackling like that, she'll figure out that it was you.
Why Lily-flower, why would you ever think it was us?
It's obvious. You're the only ones who would play such an immature prank as to blow up the girls' lavatory.
It's not immature; no girls' lavatory means that the girls will have to use the boy's bathrooms!
And that's not immature at all. Besides, they have bathrooms in their rooms and there's always Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.
At least one of you has some common sense Remus. But I'd never use Myrtle's bathroom.
…How did you set it up so that all of the bathrooms would blow up?
My Lilykins is taking an interest in our pranks! I'm so proud…
I am not! Uhh, lets play that game that Peter was talking about; Marry, Date or Dump. How do you play?
We give each other three people of the opposite sex and whoever gets the three has to choose who'd they'd date, marry and dump.
Okay, that's not hard. Sirius, your three girls are… Alice Fairfax, Meghan Blair and Emmeline Vance.
Sirius opened his mouth, ready to answer, but then he stopped. A ray of sun hit Alice's brown hair, creating a halo of gold surrounding her round face. Her boyfriend Frank glared at him and he realized he was staring. Alice looked at Frank, puzzled, almost saying, What's wrong, honey? He thought back to what he knew about Alice. She was always (adorably, now that he thought about it) flustered, she was rather plump, and she was completely oblivious to him. He sighed.
Date Meghan Blair, dump Emmeline Vance, and he duplicated the rest of the note and threw it at Frank, marry Alice Fairfax.
Frank opened it, glared at it and wrote something back.
Sirius, expecting an angry Stay away from my girlfriend, was shocked. It read Why just marry her?
He scribbled back a few simple words; She's the girl all the guys want to marry. I'm one of them.
Frank didn't look jealous, he just looked at Sirius and they nodded, understanding each other.