Once upon a time, Harry Potter decided to have a party. As he was making the guest list, Draco slipped some weird drugz in his soda and Harry accidently invited Voldemort!! So then he was having his party and having SO much fun when Voldemort showed up! Harry was really scared b/c it was Voldie! "Harry you asshole!" everyone was yelling, "why the hell did you invite Voldemort?" But then, Voldemort let out a truly evil laugh and everyone hid behind the couch. He kept on muhahahaing until he took off his mask… it was Arthur Weasley in a Voldie costume! So then everyone laughed and did a hula dance. What a fabulous party!

[A/N- Yeah… I know it's crap… I just wanted to publish something, sort of as an experiment.]