Middle earth to Tortall
{I am well aware of the stuff in this story that does not often make sense. Quite tired of stories when Legolas and Aragorn are transported to a place full of fans, I took them to a place when no one has heard of them. This is my first fan fiction piece. Reviews are appreciated. Its not really humorous I guess, just an idea…)
1 Chapter 1, the switch
~~In Tortall~~~
Numair stood at the top of Balor's Needle, dark magic surrounding him. Daine stood a distance away, impatiently. "Come on!" She said impatiently. "You said you needed five minutes to perform this spell! We are going to be up here until midnight!"
"No it's only 2 after ten. That's two minutes" he replied
"It's been two hours!"
"It has?" Numair looked at the sundial directly below him in the palace gardens
"You idiot. The Sun Dial works in the Sun. It's a sundial. It doesn't work when there's no sun!" Daine paced around exasperated. "If we stay longer then they'll send a search party up here looking for us.
"OK, fine, just let me finish this one spell!" he smiled at her impatient face. "Please, just this one!"
"That's what you said an hour ago, when you though it was only one after ten!"
"Just this one more?" He stuck his chin out and tried to make it quiver. He only succeeded at wiggling his nose. Daine fell on the floor laughing at his excuse for a longing face and agreed.
"Fine, but one more and I'll tell the hawk over there to push you off this thing." She managed to choke out. Numair didn't reply He just got back to his spell working.
A half hour later, Daine tapping her foot on the ground, anxious to go to bed heard Numair speak. "Oops, that wasn't supposed to happen." A green glowing sphere was enlarging and swelling in front of him. Daine screamed, "What did you do?"…
~~~Middle earth –Mirkwood forest~~~
Pippin had just finished cooking dinner when Legolas, with his keen elf ears, heard a sound somewhere out in the forest. There was a scream and then a voice sounded. "What did you do?" Being the one to help people in need, He immediately related the sounds to his friends. "I'll go find out what's going on." Aragorn said quickly. The others shook their heads.
"We should all go! If there's something wrong then…"
"No just me, and Legolas. If something happens to us then the rest of you must go." Legolas butted in.
"Thank you for that, I'm grateful that you care so much about my safety." Offended he sniffed and got his bow.
"Its not that Legolas." Aragorn assured him quickly. "It just that you're the only one that heard the sounds."
"Fine then, let's go. If something was attacked, it'll be dead before we get there." Legolas said No longer offended but proud of his elfin senses.
"If we do not return by dawn, leave without us" Aragorn warned the others. The two walked off.
"What time's dawn?" Frodo asked pulling out a large alarm clock from his backpack.
The two Lumbered through the woods briskly. As soon as they were a quarter mile in, they spied a giant green sphere of light. Legolas shot an arrow at it, and was satisfied when he heard someone curse. "Great Mithros, Daine, did you tell that hawk to bite me?"
"Let's take it from the back" Aragorn whispered. The two crept around the sphere and then pounced in on it. They were quite surprised when they hit empty air, and then a stone floor. Legolas Cursed in Elfish, scrambling to get back on his feet. Aragorn groaned but got up almost as quickly. They were exceedingly flabbergasted to find that they were in a tower of some palace with a man in his late thirties and a girl in her late teens staring at them. They didn't look particularly harmful but nonetheless Legolas strung his bow.
"Ok…" Said Numair. "I think we need to do a little explaining." Daine hissed at him
"If the king doesn't kill you then I'm defiantly next in line.
Chapter 2: OOOPS!!!
"And so these two" Numair gestured at Legolas and Aragorn "Came through" King Jon and his champion, Alanna stared curiously at the new comers. Legolas scowled at Numair. He'd been that way since he figured out that Numair had, inadvertently created a portal from middle earth to Tortall. The one problem was that he didn't remember how to recreate it. They'd be stuck in the Palace until he found out how to do it again. Aragorn however stared at the king as he spoke to them uncertainly. "I deeply regret the mistake of our mage..." He glared at Numair. "Until he figures the reversal you may stay here as our guests…" Legolas cut in. "That's ok, we'll just find the way on our-" Aragorn who hit him cut him off by hitting him- hard. Aragorn bowed gracefully. "Thank you sire, we will hopefully find the way back soon. You see we're on this quest to save the world and…" It was Legolas's turn to cut him off.
"Didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk to strangers?" he hissed
What happens next will have to wait for another time…. I have Trig HW. Any ideas will be appreciated. E-mail address is Laurellight13@yahoo.com bye for now!!
{I am well aware of the stuff in this story that does not often make sense. Quite tired of stories when Legolas and Aragorn are transported to a place full of fans, I took them to a place when no one has heard of them. This is my first fan fiction piece. Reviews are appreciated. Its not really humorous I guess, just an idea…)
1 Chapter 1, the switch
~~In Tortall~~~
Numair stood at the top of Balor's Needle, dark magic surrounding him. Daine stood a distance away, impatiently. "Come on!" She said impatiently. "You said you needed five minutes to perform this spell! We are going to be up here until midnight!"
"No it's only 2 after ten. That's two minutes" he replied
"It's been two hours!"
"It has?" Numair looked at the sundial directly below him in the palace gardens
"You idiot. The Sun Dial works in the Sun. It's a sundial. It doesn't work when there's no sun!" Daine paced around exasperated. "If we stay longer then they'll send a search party up here looking for us.
"OK, fine, just let me finish this one spell!" he smiled at her impatient face. "Please, just this one!"
"That's what you said an hour ago, when you though it was only one after ten!"
"Just this one more?" He stuck his chin out and tried to make it quiver. He only succeeded at wiggling his nose. Daine fell on the floor laughing at his excuse for a longing face and agreed.
"Fine, but one more and I'll tell the hawk over there to push you off this thing." She managed to choke out. Numair didn't reply He just got back to his spell working.
A half hour later, Daine tapping her foot on the ground, anxious to go to bed heard Numair speak. "Oops, that wasn't supposed to happen." A green glowing sphere was enlarging and swelling in front of him. Daine screamed, "What did you do?"…
~~~Middle earth –Mirkwood forest~~~
Pippin had just finished cooking dinner when Legolas, with his keen elf ears, heard a sound somewhere out in the forest. There was a scream and then a voice sounded. "What did you do?" Being the one to help people in need, He immediately related the sounds to his friends. "I'll go find out what's going on." Aragorn said quickly. The others shook their heads.
"We should all go! If there's something wrong then…"
"No just me, and Legolas. If something happens to us then the rest of you must go." Legolas butted in.
"Thank you for that, I'm grateful that you care so much about my safety." Offended he sniffed and got his bow.
"Its not that Legolas." Aragorn assured him quickly. "It just that you're the only one that heard the sounds."
"Fine then, let's go. If something was attacked, it'll be dead before we get there." Legolas said No longer offended but proud of his elfin senses.
"If we do not return by dawn, leave without us" Aragorn warned the others. The two walked off.
"What time's dawn?" Frodo asked pulling out a large alarm clock from his backpack.
The two Lumbered through the woods briskly. As soon as they were a quarter mile in, they spied a giant green sphere of light. Legolas shot an arrow at it, and was satisfied when he heard someone curse. "Great Mithros, Daine, did you tell that hawk to bite me?"
"Let's take it from the back" Aragorn whispered. The two crept around the sphere and then pounced in on it. They were quite surprised when they hit empty air, and then a stone floor. Legolas Cursed in Elfish, scrambling to get back on his feet. Aragorn groaned but got up almost as quickly. They were exceedingly flabbergasted to find that they were in a tower of some palace with a man in his late thirties and a girl in her late teens staring at them. They didn't look particularly harmful but nonetheless Legolas strung his bow.
"Ok…" Said Numair. "I think we need to do a little explaining." Daine hissed at him
"If the king doesn't kill you then I'm defiantly next in line.
Chapter 2: OOOPS!!!
"And so these two" Numair gestured at Legolas and Aragorn "Came through" King Jon and his champion, Alanna stared curiously at the new comers. Legolas scowled at Numair. He'd been that way since he figured out that Numair had, inadvertently created a portal from middle earth to Tortall. The one problem was that he didn't remember how to recreate it. They'd be stuck in the Palace until he found out how to do it again. Aragorn however stared at the king as he spoke to them uncertainly. "I deeply regret the mistake of our mage..." He glared at Numair. "Until he figures the reversal you may stay here as our guests…" Legolas cut in. "That's ok, we'll just find the way on our-" Aragorn who hit him cut him off by hitting him- hard. Aragorn bowed gracefully. "Thank you sire, we will hopefully find the way back soon. You see we're on this quest to save the world and…" It was Legolas's turn to cut him off.
"Didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk to strangers?" he hissed
What happens next will have to wait for another time…. I have Trig HW. Any ideas will be appreciated. E-mail address is Laurellight13@yahoo.com bye for now!!