A very short, random one-shot about Mike sneezing a lot while sitting on Bella and Edward's desk in Biology. Before they started going out, which is before she knew he was a vampire.
The day was as normal as it could be for Bella Swan. Walking into Biology, taking her seat, ignoring the Greek God next to her… well trying, and just barely succeeding. Mike Newton took his usual spot atop of Bella's desk.
"So Bella, are you planning on- ACHOO!" He sneezed loudly, right in the middle of asking Bella to the dance.
"Bless you." She said politely, even though she found him extremely annoying. She knew what he was going to ask her, so she was relieved to hear him sneeze.
"ACHOO!" He sneezed again.
"Bless you." She said again, then went back to doodling on her notebook cover.
"ACHOO!" He sneezed once again.
"DUDE?" Bella exclaimed. "Why the HELL do you keep sneezing?"
Edward stifled a laugh next to her. They both looked over at him. Mike looked like he was still dizzy from sneezing, and Bella looked annoyed.
"Well I'm glad you find this amusing!" She snapped at him. He just shook his head and looked away, smiling when she couldn't see his face anymore.
Bella and Mike turned to one another and Mike looked about ready to sneeze again.
"If you sneeze on me so help me God I will not hesitate to slap you!" His eyes widened and he quickly jumped off the desk, sneezing loudly on the way down so he landed on his face.
Edward cringed from loudness of the sound, and Bella noticed. She narrowed her chocolate brown eyes at him, and a billion scenarios ran through her head at once.
Doesn't like loud sounds, she thought, hmm….
Ok, so that was horribly short, and completely out of the blue. But, that's just me! Woo! Review and tell me if it was the good kind of random, or the bad kind.
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