DISCLAIMER:
NDG: We no own. (mad)
DK: Exactly! (happy)
Haiku: Yup! (equally happy)
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NDG: Finally! We have re-vised it made it better!
DK: Uh-huh.
NDG: It's BETTER! REALLY!
DK: Uh-huh.
NDG: SOUND more CONVINCING!
DK: Um... UH-HUH!
Haiku: We have a lost cause here! Can't you see it?
NDG -and- DK: Uh-HUH!
Haiku: He-he-he! We STOLE Spike's (Spike is pronounced: speek-A) J-Pop CD! BWAHAHAHAHA! evil laugh.
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The Failed Plans of Knives
By: NDG, DK, Haiku
"Legato! Get over here! I have a new plan!" Knives bellowed. (Wowie! Bellowed! One of DK's vocabulary words!)
"Yes, Mastah?" Legato asked monotonously.
"The plan is to attack humans with something that is in their speicies name— manatees!" Knives said proudly. (get it? Humanity-manatee? No... oh-well...)
"Mastah? What's a manatee?" Legato asked curiously.
"A wild beast!" Knives said.
"Really?" Legato asked.
"Yes." Knives replied.
"Where will we find one of these?" Legato inquired. (ANOTHER vocab. word! Good job DK! dk: SHUT UP!)
"In the Underground Aquarium, of course!" said Knives.
"We have an underground aquarium?" Legato asked curiously.
"Of COURSE!" Knives said, rather loudly.
"Yes Mastah." Legato said for no apparent reason. "Shall we head there now?"
"Yes." Knives said and walked out of the room and towards a door marked- ONLY FOOLISH BEINGS WILL ENTER, AND ONCE THEY DO THEY WILL NEVER EVER COME OUT AGAIN-.
"But I thought that I wasn't allowed in that room, Mastah?" Legato ACTUALLY looked sort of frightened at this. "Won't whoever put up the sign kill me?"
"Legato, sigh I put up the sign."
"Oh, okay, Mastah. As you wish." And with that they went in, Knives excited, Legato curious.
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DK: Sooooo... Whaddya think?
Haiku: Is it any good?
NDG: ANSWER US! WE COMMAND YOU!