I don't own the ronin warriors. this my first attempt at writing about them. hope you like it. there might be so spelling/grammar errors so sorry. yes i know everyone is a little oc and there might me some yaoi. just a bit so that is the warning. and i know that they are not gay but whatever.
The dark warlords of the Dynasty or bored. Bored. And, they have been for like a thousands years. What did bored warlords do? Annoy each other and have pointless fights.
"Anubis you used all the shampoo!" shouted Dais
"I did not!"
"Did too. You and your dumb hair that is all your about!"
"Jealousy!"
"Has anyone seen the checkers?"asked Sekhmet
"Why?" inquired Dais
"Me and Cale are going to play!"
"No there is always a big fight."
"But Anubis. There isn't anything to do."
"Absolutely not! You always claim that he is cheating. Then he says your a bad loser. Then someone dies." Anubis explained.
"Dais why were you yelling?"
"Because, Cale, Anubis AKA Mr. Pretty boy used all our shampoo!"
"Pretty boy is the best insult you can use?"
"I'm not the warlord of names!"
"No just the shampoo officer!"
"Your getting new shampoo!"
"I'm not going to down to earth for that." he growled at the warlord of illusion.
"I'll go!" volunteered Cale.
"No!" all three shouted in unison.
"Why not?"
"Last time you ran up the credit card and were gone for two weeks." explained Sekhment.
"I got lost."
"You always get lost. The worst time was when you got lost and had the ask the Ronin Warriors for directions."said Anubis.
"So I got here." he said defensively.
"With the them in tail!"
"Chill pill Dais. You get the Champagne."
"Not Champagne you idiot Shampoo!"
"Calm down Anubis."
"Yeah don't yell at him." said Sekhment.
"Enough!"
"Master Talpa." they said at once.
"You four have annoyed for centuries over idiotic issues such as shampoo and cookies. So you will go on vacation!"
"What!" shouted Anubis.
"The cookies were Cale's fault he ate them!" yelled Dais
"Was not!"
"Can I buy stuff?"
"Just leave and don't come back tell I tell you!"
"Yes."
So it looks they going on vacation. But so are the other five armor wearers.