Fictional Science Theater 2000 presents…
Darkside and the Hyuga
Starring…
Sgt. M. Reynol (Ray for short)
Hellboy
Homer Simpson
Raptor (my OC)
Clare
Vincent Valentine
Introducing the special guest…
Chad Vader
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Ray: Hello, fanfiction fans. My name is Reynol, but you can call me Ray. And welcome to the first-ever edition of Fictional Science Theater 2000. Joining me for this fic, Darkside and the Hyuga, are my two acquaintances Hellboy and Homer J. Simpson.
Homer: What's that, Ray? We're on? Hey! LOOK! I'm talking through script format! How cool is that?
Hellboy: Shut up, Homer.
Homer: Sorry.
Ray: Clare and Vince aren't here, as they'll be keeping track of where we are in the story. Raptor comes in to join us now and then, but it is kinda rare. And I'd also like to introduce a special friend of ours. Please welcome Chad Vader from Blamesociety studios.
Chad Vader: Greetings, Ray. I would be honored if I could join you.
Hellboy:…Who is this guy?
Homer: I dunno. Don't ask me how the internet shows work.
Ray: Okay, c'mon, Lord Vader, have a seat.
Chad Vader: Don't mind if I do.
Ray: Now, remember, this is exactly like Rifftrax.
Chad Vader: Ah, yes. I remember now…we just sit in this theater and make fun of things as they come along?
Homer: Darn right.
Chad Vader: Figures.
Hellboy: Hey, the audience is waiting. Care to chat later, guys?
Ray: Sadly, Red is right. So, FST2K proudly presents the 'Batman and Robin' of Author Fighter fics "Darkside and the Hyuga".