"Russenzopf"
Part One
By Neoraichu
"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is the property of others such as Lauren Faust, including Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Spike and others. This story takes place about 6 months after the events of Fanfic:"A Little Dash of Pinkie", and about a month after Season 3 Ending:"Magical Mystery Tour".
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Rainbow Dash hated this part, because she knew what was coming when Doctor Rip Studpony put her in the Examination Rig (a medieval torture device turned medical tool which immobilized a mare's hind legs and hind quarters), and slipped the rubber glove over his forehoof (all the way up to his shoulder). He was a white unicorn of about average build, and by white, it meant he was practically an albino. He wasn't because his eyes were a deep piercing blue in color. His teeth were so pearly white, the light shined off them, and they were... unnaturally perfect. And of course, there was the stethoscope hanging about his neck (that he never used) and a headband mirror (the silver kind with the hole in the middle) around his forehead. The cutie mark was also odd: A black unicorn with a syringe and needle for a horn. If she wasn't totally lesmarian, she might have looked at him in a different light.
"Aw common, Doc," she moaned, "Must you do this every time you examine me?!"
"The conditions of your pregnancy are so unusual that extraordinary precautions must be taken, my dear mare."
"That's Rainbow Dash!"
"Of course it is."
But then the blue Pegasus with the rainbow hair, mane and tail didn't really have much else to do. Like most Pegasi mares in her second trimester bordering on the third, her swollen belly had all but ruined her aerodynamic profile and completely thrown off her center of balance, considering Dash's belly was swollen as large as she had ever seen for a Pegasus mare 8 or 9 months along. Soon, she would be grounded for the duration, which was keeping her from her duties monitoring Ponyville weather.
Dash couldn't help but gasp when that cold rubber coated hoof was plunged into her backside. Of course, he wasn't checking her stool, he was checking her womb. He couldn't use the vaginal canal without risk to the growing colt, and what a big colt it turned out to be. First the hoof, and then the better part of his foreleg was pushed in as he felt around her womb.
"Doc!" she cried, "What the hay?! Are you giving me a tonsillectomy the HARD WAY?!" If she wasn't strapped down from her abdomen to her hind hooves, she would have bucked him in the jewels for sure. But the frantic flapping of her wings were making quite a turbulence around her.
"Of course not, filly," he replied.
"Then what is it?!"
"The initial evaluations of your pregnancy have been incomplete."
"And that means?!"
"There isn't just one big colt, but in fact there are two colts growing in you."
"TWO?!"
"Difficult to believe we missed one," he agreed, "but one colt must have been staying in the front part of the womb until now. I've only been feeling the lower one. But now they're about side by side, and I felt them both. Well, now that we know there's twins, the swelling of your belly seems completely normal."
"I guess Pinkie Pie will be delighted to hear that," she sighed, "Of course, she's delighted to hear almost anything about our future colt... uh, colts."
"I'm sure this will be a great relief to the Princess as well." He began scribbling notes on his clipboard with his mouth.
"Are you planning to keep your hoof up my ass all day?!"
"Hmm?" he mused, "Oh right!" He pulled his gloved leg out with a bit of a sickening slurp. Stripping off the glove from the top down, he tossed it into the medical garbage can.
About then, Nurse Lotta Drama burst into the room and gasp, "Doctor! It's just horrible!" She was a pastel black Pegasus with black hair, mane and tail. She wore a white cap with a red cross on the front. Then there was the stethoscope hanging about her neck (that she did used) Her cutie mark always bothered Dash, because it was a large red rubber mallet.
"Gasp!" he cried dramatically, "What it is, Nurse?!"
"You're!.. You're!.. You're!"
"Spit it out, mare!"
"You're ALMOST LATE TO TEE OFF!"
"Gasp! You're right! Finish examining Rainblow Splash and bill the Princess for an extra 20%!"
"That's RAINBOW DASH!"cried Dash,
But the Doctor had already vanished in dramatic cloud of dust.
"Don't you worry a second," said Nurse Lotta Drama, "We use every tool and every medicine we have to CURE YOU even if we have to open you up and spend the next 6 hours on the Operating Table!"
"I'M PREGNANT!"
She glanced at the chart.
"Oh right," she said , "It must be the next patient with Rampant Road Apples and Whooping Bowel Syndrome."
"OBVIOUSLY!"
"It's alright dearie," she replied, "I know it's the pregnancy talking."
"AAARRRGGGHHH!"
"Do you want a tranquilizer, Mrs?"
"I'M JUST PEACHY!"she screamed, and then thought hotly 'Where the hay did the Princess find them?!'
"I better check your blood pressure," said the Nurse, "You seem stressed."
Dash just clenched her jaws so tight, she might have snapped it. She just breathed hotly in and out of her nose with snorts that were completely lost on the Nurse. She pulled out the inflatable collar and gauge.
...
With Dash being examined by the Princess' hand selected Gynacologist and General Physician, and the Cakes on vacation, Pinkie Pie was running the Cake's Shop, "Sugarcube Corner", all by herself. She felt just a bit more lonely because the Cakes had taken Poundcake and Pumpkincake with them. They were old enough to travel with their parents now, so Pinkie Pie didn't have to babysit them so much anymore.
And she was still uncured, as a blood-red alicorn with blind red eyes. It took months to learn to live without sight, even though her other senses seemed to be at least double what they were before. She learned to move without bumping into things by reflected sound alone. Her sense of taste and smell were so sharp, she could detect the least little flaw in everything she mixed and baked, even if they were in the oven. She could identify almost every pony by smell alone, and could tell when they came within about 100 feet of her, depending on the winds (even Cranky Doodle Donkey).
Being part Unicorn, or at least something like it, she had vast magical powers that she had never even dreamed of before. She could Flash Teleport after one try. Her Telekinetic Powers were on par with that of Princess Twilight Sparkle herself. And since Princess Celestia suppressed her ability to convert other mares into monsters like her plus her ability to impregnate other mares, she hadn't had one of her monstrous clit erections in months as well.
To calm the fears of the citizens of Ponyville, she wore the Element of Laughter wherever she went, twenty-four/seven. Big Macintosh was still just a bit fearful around her, even if he didn't show it. But she could smell his fear. It was justified, since the more advanced monster form that was Fluttershy had both bit his stallionhood, sucked his blood, drank his seed, and promised to completely devour his flesh as all other members of the dark vampiric monster race were want to do. The Princess cast spells on her to cure those tendencies in Pinkie Pie: She was quite happy to eat all the Cupcakes, Muffins and other baked goods she had enjoyed prior to becoming part monster and then having the Spell Lock cast on her by the Not-Quite Princess Twilight Sparkle.
The Spell Lock still beyond the abilities of any Princess in Canterlot to remove.
She sniffed the air, and shouted out to no one apparent, "HELLO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"
The door opened magically as Twilight came in, and said, "You know you creep me out every time you do that, right?" The purple Alicorn that was now Princess Twilight Sparkle came in, standing not much different than the purple Unicorn she was before she was elevated to Princess, but with large feathered wings added of course. The wings were folded and relaxed at the moment.
"Can't help what the nose knows," she giggled to the Princess, and walked around the counter to properly kneel before Twilight.
"You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?" observed Twilight, "I've told you once if not a hundred times that you don't have to be so formal around me."
"I'm just being respectful to one of the Princesses of Equestria. Nothing more, nothing less."
"But I don't live in the castle with the Royal Court and the nobility," said Twilight softly, "I live here in Ponyville with all of my best friends in the world."
"Even me?"
"Especially you!"
"You still haven't forgiven yourself for putting the Spell Lock on me, have you?"
"No..."
"Everypony else forgave you months ago. Even Princess Celestia said she knew you didn't mean to use so much power in that spell. It was the right thing to do at the time, and don't you ever forget that. I will be grateful for the way you stopped me from becoming a real monster for the rest of my life."
"But the search for magic boosting relics which would allow the Princess to cure you have been... fruitless."
A small plate floated in front of Twilight with a zap-apple tart on it.
"What's this for?" she asked.
"It's a zap-apple tart," replied Pinkie Pie.
"Uh-huh..."
"It proves things are not fruitless!"
Twilight groaned.
"Eat it, silly," said Pinkie, "It will bolster your spirits and make you feel oh so much better. I promise."
Twilight moved past the plate, and let her neck lay over Pinkie's neck. Pinkie replied in kind, completing the Pony Hug. "If you can believe in me," she sniffed, "I'll never stop believing in you! I won't ever stop trying to undo the mistake I made!"
"It wasn't a mistake, just a 'happy accident'."
"Oh..." added Twilight, "about..."
"Dashie isn't back from her exam yet," interrupted Pinkie, "But so far, it's all been good."
"Sometimes I'd swear you're reading my mind like a book."
"I hope it's a good book!" said Pinkie cheerfully.
"How do you know so far in advance who's coming here?"
"I'm not totally sure," she replied, "It seems to be a combination of my Pinkie Sense and my super sensitive red alicorn nose."
"To bad the Red Alicorns aren't considered True Alicorns," she replied, "or you'd be a Princess too."
"You know I don't care about that, Princess," she replied, "I just want to stay in Ponyville and restore everyone's faith in me."
"I never stopped having faith in you. If there was an Element of Faith, I'm sure that you'd have that to."
"You've been fighting the urge to cry ever since you hugged me, haven't you?"
"No," she denied, "I can't cry. I'm a Princess now. It wouldn't be seemly." But Twilight did want to cry. Badly.
"You're not invincible."
"I must be strong for all ponies."
"Princess Luna wept when we freed her from Nightmare Moon, didn't she?"
"They were separated for a THOUSAND YEARS," she replied, her voice faltering.
"You can always cry on my shoulder, Princess," answered Pinkie, "and I will never see you as being weak in any way."
"You'd normally make me laugh about now."
"I know, but now I know there's a time to laugh, and a time to cry. Cry, my Princess, cry."
Twilight finally broke down, closed her eyes tight, and wept on Pinkie. All the pent up frustrations of the last 6 months poured from her heart like a flood along with her flood of tears. She sensed that Snips and Snails were approaching the store, so she quietly and magically moved the 'Closed for Lunch' sign out, hung it on the door, and almost slammed the door into their faces.
'Twilight needs time to release her pain,' she thought, 'They'll come back later.' Her Pinkie Sense told her so. Several minutes passed. 'Long enough' she thought as she magically mashed the zap-apple tart right into the Princess' face.
Twilight opened her eyes amidst the remains of the tart.
"Pinkie?" she asked, "What was that for?"
"Now it's time to laugh!" she said cheerily.
A first, Twilight said nothing, but then she made a smirk. It broke into an awkward smile, and finally a giggle.
"You know you wasted one of the best treats in Equestria, right?" laughed the Princess as she backed away.
"Of course not," said Pinkie as she licked it off Twilight's face, which made her close her eyes again.
"Who do you think you are?" she asked, "Winona?"
"Woof," she replied as she paused between licks.